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Dancing Cow: Dr Bob what should i do?

Annoucer:and so we come to an end of another vet's hospital tune in next week when you'll hear the cow say?

Dr Bob:well did you check the utter?

Nurse Janice:what do you mean Dr Bob?

Dr Bob:well nurses who is our first patient?

(Steven watches the band pass him in the wings) Steven:hey Floyd how is Cuba he look strange just like Animal (Animal overhears that line and goes after Steven) Steven:Ahh down animal (we dislove into vet's hospital where they operate on one of the dancing cows)

Kermit: Ok here is Cuba Gooding Jr singing That VooDoo that you do to me yay (the curtain opens)

(The Dancing Cows return from the stage after their act) Steven:great number cows Steven: (intercom)ok Dr Teeth and the electric Mayhem and Cuba on stage for your number Steven:ladies and gentlemen here is our special guest star mr Cuba Gooding Jr yay (the curtain opens)

Kermit:Well i'll go introduce you Kermit:and now ladies and gentlemen here are the dancing cows yay. (the curtains open)

Kermit:yeah why you cows are dancing cows?

Steven:Exacty (the penguin leaves) Steven:so Kermit the next act involves dancing cows Kermit:well they are cows that dance here they come now (4 dancing cows enter) Steven:so why do they call you dancing cows?

(Backstage Steven and Kermit talk while the cast from the opening number walk past them from the stage) Kermit:Great Number guys Steven:yeah it was really cold (a Penguin talks to steven about that comment)

ok that will work Kermit: ok now here is that number in the north pole about the Lullaby of broadway yay. (curtains open)

Cuba:sure as soon as i get rid of these pengiuns (he opens up his jacket to reveal pengiuns trying to keep cold as Kermit does his trademark look) Kermit:thank you and welcome to muppet snl we have Cuba Gooding Jr. as our guest tonight but first here is our opening number in the North Pole...

Kermit:wow so are you ready to start the show?

(Suddenly The Guest Star arrives backstage) Kermit:there he is where were you Cuba?

Kermit: Oh great i better go tell the people that Cuba Gooding Jr. not going be on the show today that's sad.

come on guys i really want someone to jump in please? Scooter:i'll go tell kermit about the guest star missing?

Scooter:where is he?

thank you Fozzie i'll start First if anybody wants to jump in with the next part so take your time here we go Scooter:Cuba Gooding, Jr. 20 seconds till curtain Mr Gooding Jr?