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I’m amazed at the evolution of memes. People posting a picture with a provocative caption. Once upon a time people sent them by fax, so if you worked in an office you got a good stream of them. Then the faxes mutated into emails. Now people can get them on their phones. Hardly a day goes by...

Like I said, come to my house. Yes, I’ve cooked for a living, but some things are easier than you might think. Early in the original run of Happy Days, Fonzie was going to spend Christmas alone with a bowl of cold Spaghetti-O’s. I think I can do a little better for you.

The Mouse on the Mayflower! That’s another one that fell through the cracks.

My wife has to work, and a few years back that would’ve been me too. Hospital personnel have to work just the same as police, firefighters,EMTs like it’s another day. So we’re having our big dinner on Wednesday. Just the two of us. In spite of everything this year, I still have plenty to be...

Two other specials that used to be Thanksgiving staples: Laurel and Hardy “March of the Wooden Soldiers” 1934. Originally called “Babes in Toyland”. It really has not much to do with Thanksgiving, but stations used to stick it on somewhere if you’re tired of football. “Pinocchio In Outer...

The trouble with big wireless companies - Verizon, AT&T, T-Mobile, Comcast, etc. They’ve become so big, they can afford to lose a few customers with poor service. What do they care? Comcast has whole counties as their territory with no competition. If you don’t like them and want to switch...

Ear wax? Sometimes resting on a heating pad will loosen it up. Or the doctor can prescribe drops.

Technology is great, until it isn’t. George Carlin once did a routine on our modern civilization with our advanced technology. It looks so strong, so solid, so permanent, but it is actually very fragile. How easy it can all break down. And how dependent we’ve become on our devices. Suppose you...

Panera broccoli cheese soup. 😁

What’s today’s prize? An oven mitt or a bottle of dehydrated water?

If I’m ever fortunate enough to win the lottery, two things I want to buy: 1) I’m gonna buy a llama to keep in my backyard, and name her Dolly. 2) I’m gonna buy a yacht and name it The Passing Wind.

Moderna is coming out with a vaccine too. This is incredible. Never has a vaccine been developed so fast. Not with polio, measles, or smallpox. The only thing that stands in some people’s way, if a vaccine comes out while Trump is still in office, all bets are off. See the dilemma? People are...

Want a burger to go with that butter?

Works for me. Popcorn, pretzels, anything but potato chips.

There’s a sign on the front of my cage that says DO NOT FEED THE FUZZY OLD COOT . Pay no attention to that. You can slip me a few sunflower seeds when nobody’s looking.

Well, I can’t say I’m the only one on here from Generation X (1965-75). There used to be more of us - Hubert, Ziffel- now it’s me and Katzi428 (maybe). There’s also not too many of us in the real world. Boomers outnumber us five to one. Call me a rare breed.😁

Democrats hate guns because the government doesn’t give them away for free.

Come to my house. My wife has to work and I’m making a turkey dinner with all the fixings.

Welcome to my world 30 years ago. The fall semester of my junior year was the hardest. 18 credits. Accounting 2, Business Law (the professor was a psychotic monster). Toughest grind I ever went through. But all my classes after that went smoothly.

Let me add one more😍 to help you reach that goal.