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  1. Wiseman

    Mr. Johnson always complains about Grover's service...

    okay bad muffin I didn't plan on muffining this thread, but apparently that's what has happened. Yes the Island of Lesbos is a real island near Greece and yes it is where the term lesbian comes from since it is where the Greek poet Sapphos lived who was known for her erotic poetry which spoke...
  2. Wiseman

    Mr. Johnson always complains about Grover's service...

    Mr. Johnson vs. Grover I did my own spin on grover's waiter sketches in my piece of fanfiction "The Meeting of The Storytellers." Notice how Grover shifts the blame to his customer for his mistakes and then how he gets the Storytellers' orders right. The two continued until they came to...
  3. Wiseman

    Mary Poppins 2010

    chapter 2 Chapter 2 The next day, Burt set up again at the same location. However, this time after placing his hat on the ground, he dropped in the same two English coins that he had found in his gatherings at the end of the previous day’s work. “Now then,” he said, thinking out loud again, “I...
  4. Wiseman

    Mary Poppins 2010

    yes As I mentioned in another thread I am planning on introducing the muppets first as toys belonging to this generation of the Banks children, who will be just as unruly as the generation of 100 years earlier, and then when the celebrated Miss Poppins arrives they will magically come to life...
  5. Wiseman

    Mary Poppins 2010

    editing note I was reviewing the first chapter of this story and decided to do an accuracy check on the name of the bank where George Banks used to work. I went to youtube and found a karaoke version of the "Fidelity Fiduciary Bank" song and found out that the name is indeed the "Dawes, Tomes...
  6. Wiseman

    Mary Poppins 2010

    okay it's a few days early but here it is: Mary Poppins 2010 Chapter 1 An elderly man was performing a one-man band routine in Prospect Park of Brooklyn New York, when another performer came up to him. “Move along, you old limey, this is my corner,” said the newcomer...
  7. Wiseman

    Any Jeff Dunham Fans?

    you don't like Jeff Greetings infidel swine. So you don't like Jeff Dunham then I have this to say to you: "SILENCE! ... I KILL YOU!
  8. Wiseman

    New Video: Ringing of the Bells

    ding dong Very funny, and very well done. However I wonder how it would sound as a one man performance with Marvin Suggs and his Muppaphone.
  9. Wiseman

    Question about Snuffy's Puppet Form

    very well don't you think so ;)
  10. Wiseman

    The Official "I'm looking for/trying to remember a sketch" thread

    yes YeaH tHat's it. Great to see tHis again. I Had forgotten about Harry tHe Hamster, wonder How He survived in one of tHose old-fasHioned TV sets witH tHose HigH-radiation catHode ray tubes.:concern:
  11. Wiseman

    Any Jeff Dunham Fans?

    I Kiss you I didn't mention this before but I play a game with my three-yr old son where I imitate Achmed and say "I Kiss You":)
  12. Wiseman

    Any Jeff Dunham Fans?

    Silence I Kill You I like Jeff Dunham's characters too. A toned-down version of Peanut would probably fit right in with the SS crowd. However, as a WTC survivor Achmed the dead terrorist is my favorite coping mechanism "SILENCE! (wait for it)...... I KILL YOU!
  13. Wiseman

    Sesame Street on Jeopardy

    Last night I was watching Jeopardy and during the first round one of the cats was "40 Years Of Sesame Street." Mind you this was not a kids week special, or a teen week special, or even a celebrity special, but just a regular ep of Jeopardy. Strangley enough even with an easy category like this...
  14. Wiseman

    The Official "I'm looking for/trying to remember a sketch" thread

    One of my faves One of my favorite clips from the old-school Sesame Street is one where Bert turned on the TV set and a letter H was on the screen. The set just showed the H over and over again and a monotone announcer's voice kept repeating "H" over and over again. Bert started complaining...
  15. Wiseman

    SST Double Entendres

    We will begin with the aforementioned stamen line from season 40's episode about pollination. For those of you who didn't read the intro to this thread in Sesame Street Season 40. The bee in that episode is pollinating a flower and he tells how pollination works, including the phrase "you bet...
  16. Wiseman

    Your Thoughts: Sesame Street Season 40

    season 40 my thoughts A very good start as always. The first three eps aired on 13 in my neighborhood and were very intersting I missed a few of the "gems" because I wasn't looking for them or was distracted, however, I did notice in the bee episode where the "Word on the Street" was pollinate...
  17. Wiseman

    New Members: Please Post and Introduce Yourself

    not a new member just been out for a long time sorry i was out for so long but had computer probs and was also out of ideas for my fan-fic on some competition for Hooper's store on SS. I have decided to discontinue this fan-fic due to lack of ideas. However in 2010 I will be submitting a...
  18. Wiseman

    The Shoebox Coffee Shop

    Chapter 3 Sorry about the delay, but the end of the school year is always hectic for me. Anyway, here's the next chapter of "The Shoebox Coffee Shop" Chapter 3 My Move I Believe Opening Scene: Elmo’s room. As usual the room and everything in it looks like it was drawn by a 3-year-old...
  19. Wiseman

    The Shoebox Coffee Shop

    okay here's chapter 2 Well now that you've all got a taste of the French Roast, let's try the Brazillian Bold in other words it's time for the next installment of "The Shoebox Coffee Shop." Chapter 2 The Game Begins Opening Scene: Mr. Hooper’s Store. Alan is standing at the counter of his...
  20. Wiseman

    The Shoebox Coffee Shop

    ty red srry bout double post hopefully mods can fix it
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