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*looks up from the insurance papers* And that’s when I said, “no, sorry Mr Moppet, I don’t get it –but then I wasn’t listening, can we start over?" And if the frog was so keen on getting a book he hadn’t read before why didn’t he go to the library himself rather than send the chicken? Miss...

Oh, did the monster have to go? What a shame when we were all getting on so well too... Never mind, you can all help me with this. It’s the helicopter insurance policy I sold to Mr Jack on behalf of Wilson’s Assurance, Insurance and Indemnity Brokers. You’ll see all the terms and conditions laid...

What a lot of new characters... I mean people... there are today. Hello Miss... Goat? Or was it Tulip? Well I always get my flora and fauna muddled so I shouldn’t worry about it. And Mr Jack, it’s good to see you again. Mr Moppet said that someone could have your room , you don’t mind if I...

*to Mr Moppet* Yes, we had better get started right away. Will you put the kettle on or shall we wait for SuZan to get here? *to Miss Mingostone* Oh, is this the baby I helped deliver? What a lot of fun that was for all of us... And it met the Wilson’s guarantee: “Delivered within...

Meanwhile immediately outside the Moppet House... *Mr Harvey – Mr Moppet’s work colleague - stands outside of the front door with a cardboard box containing the essentials an employees of Wilson’s would require* Mr Moppet, I’m home! *Carefully places his load down on top of another...

Merry Christmas to you all, especially you Beau and to Prawnie, Toga, Vibsa, Tabidoozer, DanDan and all my other special MC friends! Incidentally when Beau posted it was Danish Christmas. And we realised yesterday that there is an hour window between Danish and British Christmases, but I...

I'm looking forward to this bit... it's where I come in... *waits for cue*

Ladies and Gentlemen. Once again, by popular demand it is my pleasure to bring to you, with help from my lil' buddy minidoozer, in it's original and complete form: The Banana Sketch

Sesame Tree is, I believe, on over the water in Northern Ireland hence its nickname of "Stormont Street." It is also available to UK license payers either on Satellite Channel 992 (please consult the Radio Times other listing magazines are available) or on BBC iPlayer. The most recent show is...

The Moppet Family Presents: THE WILSON’ S CHRISTMAS MESSAGE Brought to you this year by Mr Harvey Hello. I am a generic representative of a faceless worldwide organisation selected to talk to you by the Management of Wilson’s because of my unthreatening appearance and uncontroversial...

Also, a brief archive clip of Piggy did appear on the final Parkinson show which involved her looking at his legs amongst clips introduced as 'the many women that Parkinson flirted with.'

Hope you have a very happy birthday Count! Take care and have a great day.

Don't you open that Trap Door... You're a fool if you dare! Stay away from that Trap Door... 'Cos there's something down there! That show was incidentally voiced by the late great Willie Rushden. In answer to your question, sorry, no idea...

Christy! Great to see you again! This thread has I’m sure brought back lots of memories to those of us who still have them... I know the story of how MopFam started, or at least kind approximately how it happened but it’s not my place to say, you'll have to twist the arms of either Ma or Pa...

Talking of photos of Sharon I have a third cousin who took the photograph for the front cover of her autobiography, but that's incidental... Saw the Loose Women and BAFTA appearances, but much more interesting I think is a fifteen minute long "Muppet Show Exclusive" promoting the Muppet Show...

The Moppet House at Night... *Very queitly, empties the contents out of a drawer from a unit, and places some towels in instead* In you go little one. Ssh, now you sleep well... *is about to pick the drawer up* No, you don't need to go back into the bureau, you've had enough excitement...

Back at The Moppet Place... *Mr Harvey blushes* Oh well... I mean... its all in a night's work really. Anybody would have done the same. But then again they didn't. I did. Maybe I can have a reference when you're feeling up to it? Over you go little lady. Oh, it appears to be stuck on me...

Are you sure you are qualified for that sort of thing? This requires training you know... Oh well I suppose it wouldn't hurt for a little while. *Mr Harvey bundles the baby up then passes her to Miss Mingostone* There you are, I expect you'll soon get the hang of it. *He pats Miss...

Oh oh look its a... baby... yes... definately a baby... Was that what you wanted or was it a terrible disappointment? Isn't it so like Mr Moppet. He will be proud. Hang on! It doesn't have... a moustace. That means it must be a girl! Miss Mingostone, it's a girl!

Oh on the contrary, it's much much easier than I expected - delivering babies might even be a useful sideline for me. I heard some of our foremost celebrities are moonlighting as midwives, at least that's what it says in the "Hollywood Hobbies" section of this magazine I'm reading... Oh, just...