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Crack is whack, man.

Once again, I can go into a long-winded rant about how the popular, successful, trendy videos on YouTube are ones that require no originality or effort whatsoever. Unboxing was part of the zeitgeist for a while.

Sounds like you need to do some cleaning up.

Bananas are tough . . . the time they're actually good and ripe is miniscule compared to how long they stay under ripe, and how quickly they go over ripe. I mean, when a banana is good and ripe, and I mean really good and ripe, they're a great fruit. Otherwise, when they're under ripe, they're...

My aunt broke her foot (not, that's not what made me laugh), and of course she has a cast on it, but apparently while she wasn't looking/paying attention, at some point, my uncle had glued a pair of googley eyes to it, lol.

Last night actually, but trying to strike up a conversation with a lady friend kind of hit a dead end. Though, to be fair, we banter quite a bit back-and-forth through comments sort of at random, but I was hoping we could chat in real time for a change.

My own personal preference aside, Powerhouse was really the first time CN had any kind of personality to it, at least I think. I suppose the original Checkerboard Era could be argued that it had its own personality as well, given that they really played up to the CN logo's design on just about...

No, you're not, it's apparently very popular, for whatever reason, I can't figure out why - that was the beginning of the end of CN. The concept sounds intriguing on paper, sure, but the execution is like they were trying to make CN seem all ghetto and hood and whatnot.

What problem is plaguing you this time?

Apparently Facebook Messenger is experiencing a major outage right now.

I'm going to try to work on a video compilation for YouTube, covering what seems to be a forgotten mini-era of Cartoon Network history that lasted only months between the Checkboard Era and the Powerhouse Era in 1997 and 1998: this was when Cartoon Cartoons were a brand new thing.

Conversely, I once knew a brown-eyed person who said they found blue eyes to be overrated, lol.

Even body slamming can be a fetish. That really grossed me out, because my sister used to do that to me when I was younger (and, if you can imagine, she's pretty hefty like me): if I was sitting on the couch or something, she'd run up, leap into the air, then land on my lap with her full body...

I don't know, but I'm sure that for vore fetishists out there, the Muppets must seem like porn to them. I mean, you know that 2 STUPID DOGS cartoon where that witch fattened up Little Red Riding Hood, ate her, then squirted cheddar whizzeh on Big Dog and Little Dog and ate them too? Yeah...

Similarly, I've said this before, and I know it's an unpopular opinion - especially moreso in this day and age, but I find tattoos to be a turn off . . . like essentially body graffiti. And the thing of it is, a lot of people eventually end up regretting them years later.

Wasn't that a Seinfeld bit?

No, I forget what they're called . . . booklice, springtails, somethin' like that. . . .

And the yearly battle with those tiny little black and brown bugs that are always crawling across the wall and ceiling where the light shines, as well as getting into the sinks and the bathtub begins. I must have killed up to a dozen of 'em today.

And those who he still hasn't won back are complainin that reviewing THE EMOJI MOVIE is clearly a sign fhat he's desperate to hang onto his base and isn't even trying anymore.

The pills got nothing to do with it. I've got a strange history with encounters with spirits.