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Yet another Obama vacation.

I've. Been. Saying. This. For. YEARS.

COW AND CHICKEN and I AM WEASEL loved to indulge in making women look like tubs of lard with granny panties, large freckles, flabby arms, thunder thighs, dental problems, strange-colored hair . . . but there are rare occasions where a woman shows up and turns out to be quite a babe:

At the risk of sounding insensitive, y'know Demi Lovato kept saying she was going to take a break from her music, but she never did, and now here's the whole mess with her falling off the wagon after being clear for years . . . I dunno, maybe she should have actually taken that break and taken...

No, I got quite hooked on it back in the summer 2005 - and got quite good at it too. Lately, however, I've finally been improving on Spider Solitare - I kind of got bored with regular solitare, lol.

They call it "refurbished."

Ikept trying to think why her name seemed familiar.

My first time was on the SS Jim Henson tribute album.

Ah, yes. This is my fight song. I wear a dirty thong. And smoke from Danny [Bonaduce]'s booooooooooonnnnnnnnnnng. This is my fight song. I wear a dirty thong. And smoke from Leif [Garrett]'s boooooonnnnng. And I really don't care for nobody else but me-e.

I think she had a case of a swollen head or something; she quit Fifth Harmony because she thought she was better than them, or some crap like that, I don't know.

You may be the only Walmart employee who would actually smile over something like that.

I didn't know @LittleJerry92 was a Spanish waiter.

Debbie Spinney commented on one of Matt Vogel's Facebook posts today that it was actually Caroll who discovered the song "Mahna Mahna" and suggested to Jim that he turn it into a Muppet song.

Once again, as the temps drop, the humidity rises, and it's really becoming a **** pain in the *** to have my glasses fog up each and every time I step foot outside. But I mean, I'm really stoked and surprised to see that the futurecast is showing that, so far, we're going to continue to be...

Did I ever outright said I dislike the Confederate flag? It's a big debate down here in the south. But you also left something else out: grits. Hate grits. That stuff's like ingesting wet sand. How could anyone like that stuff?

That . . . makes no sense. I mean, my ten-year-old Panasonic is also an "HD" TV, but its sharpness can go all the way up to 100%, and it actually does improve the picture quality - certainly a lot clearer than either of these newer sets.

So, apparently, the Kroffts have another unsold pilot that is essentially rehashing D.C. FOLLIES as a spoof of late night cable news network talk shows: