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Well the Academy of Muffin Sciences has rules for these awards. I just don't know what they are...

I'm not sure if Luke is legally allowed to present a Golden Muffin, but since he's awarding it to Jackie and me, then I guess it counts... this time. :D

Ninjas usuall get me in the Thanksgiving spirit...

In that case blueberry muffin will accept the award on bran muffin's behalf...

LOL. If you don't like our rules, invent your own awards! :D (that's what we did... I think. I can't remember)

Before I announce the next award, I'd like to say something. Whenever I announce the winner of each Golden Muffin, I don't rip open an envelope. That is just wrong. It's a waste of an envelope. An envelope that never was. So please, stand up to envelope abuse. And now, on to the next...

Or maybe Captain Smollett is in it (forget the fact that all the press releases mentioned Kermit). I mean, isn't that the *true* meaning of Christmas? Pirates... Arrrrrrrrrrr! Merry Christmas, matey!

Yay Phil! **goes back into hiding, since it's not time to give out the next award**

A Tic-Tac every month? Hmmmmm... that is very tempting (especially since I want to buy the JHC for 3 Tic-Tacs and some pocket lint. I already have the lint)...

I have various theories, but all involve peanut butter computer disks...

College rocks. I don't live in the dorms (I still live with Mommy and Daddy), but my friend does. One day I was walking through her dorm, and I heard the "Fraggle Rock" theme playing from some other room (and this was on my first day of college. How wonderfully exciting)...

Bill Barretta once visited the board. I wonder why he stopped coming... :D

This next award can be summed up in two words: your face. We use words and phrases every day, and give little thought to it. We think it's about time that a great phrase is honored. So our next Golden Muffin goes to "your face".

Soon it will be the 25th Anniversary of Season 2 of the Muppet Show. This year will also be the 20th Anniversary of me being born (I think that one's rather important).

I know you had the Ugly Bill one that I didn't make for you. I know there were other sigs, but I don't think you ever used 'em... :D

You guys got contracts? All I get is a Tic-Tac every 3 months. I need a better agent...

Or muffins!

Yay Joggy!

Re: Emmy... Awwwwwww... Why that's mighty Inclore of ya to remember... :D

I got my EB exclusive Piggy for $7.99. The Piggy was mispriced (I did not know that), and the guy decided to let me have the figure for $7.99 rather than $10.99...