Sesame Street debuts on Netflix
Sesame Street Season 56 has premiered on Netflix and PBS. Let us know your thoughts on the anticipated season.
Jim Henson Idea Man
Remember the life. Honor the legacy. Inspire your soul. The new Jim Henson documentary "Idea Man" is now streaming exclusively on Disney+.
Back to the Rock Season 2
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Brett Clone: *covers Jaz's mouth*
Skull Clone: *ties Jaz's arms behind her back*
Autumn clone: Alright boys, let's take her someplace where her suicide wish will be complete!
Ms. J: Looks like I'll have to come back for you two... Your mother is being... Executed.
Luke: LEAVE HER...
Brett Clone: *smiles* C'mon baby, don't you wanna smooch?
Skull Clone: Or help compose dark poetry?
Autumn Clone: Or maybe do you want to kill us again?
N-NO! SH-SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! *Gets on knees and covers ears*
Ms. J: *Is about to strike*
Luke: *jumps in front of Kat* If you lay...
Ms. J: Well Jaz, if you run, we can't hurt you physically...
Ms. J 2: *Morphs into Brett* But how about emotionally?
Ms. J 3: *morphs into Autumn* Or Verbally?
Ms. J 4: *morphs into Armedius, Or "Skull"* Or... Uh... I got nothin'.
No... No no no no! *cover eyes* This is a dream*...
THE INTERNET!!!
Seriously, I just looked through, and I saw it...
I'm changed it though...
Adele and Piggy are equally awesome, So, I fix, I got two hands only...
Ms. J: *fires missles at Jaz*
Ms. J 2: *shoots guns at Jaz*
Ms. J 3: *Breathes fire at Jaz*
Ms. J 4: *Does nothing, but watch*
*runs away*
Luke: Here Kat, you might need this... *Hands her a heavenly sword*
Kat: M-Me...? Fighting, are you serious?
Luke: We don't have...
As a matter of fact, I do...
SPARKY!!!
SPARKY: *runs in, foaming at the mouth*
LUKE!!!
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Kat: *blushes* L-Luke, you...
Luke: *hears name* Hop on my back.
Kat: *Hops on*
Luke: *flys to Jaz, and knocks, Ms. J off*
Ms. J: Alright, fine... You...
Ms. J: *turns hands into machine guns, and shoots me down*
*falls flat on my face* Aaahhhh... My face.
Ms. J: *lands on top of me, putting one of the guns to my head* Any last words?
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Luke: But... But I just met you! (And this is crazy...
*runs in the alley*
Ms. J: Dead end... What'll you do now...? *MANIACAL LAUGH!!! :D*
I'm a cyborg, you IDIOT! *flys up, and sticks touge out*
Ms. J: Me too! *flys up*
Merde! *zooms off as she zooms after me*
*Gets another vision thing*
Ms. J: You'll be sorry... *leaves*
*snaps out of it, and finds Ms. J in front of her*
*screams*
Ms. J: Shut up. *Turns hands in chainsaws* I think you need a nap... *grins evily*
*runs out of apartment as Ms. J follows*...
*angrily begin to eat, but then gets another image in her brain*
Ms. J: How about I make life easier for you, and get out of your body...?
PLEASE!
Ms. J: You have no idea what you're getting yourself into...
I DO! NOW LEAVE!
*snaps out of it, slowly, and angrily eats cereal*...
*Sits at table, and starts to eat Ramen Noodles, but starts to envision something*
Ms. J: So, you haven't figured it out...
Wh-What?
Ms. J: You haven't figured out why...
You! You're...
Ms. J: A virus created by hate?
H-Hate? I don't hate anyone!
Ms. J: Oh really...? So, if...
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