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*Runs inside apartment, and goes to the roof, and sits* Am I a human, or am I robot?

*Sparky lands on me* SPARKY! *Hugs him*

*Tries to retract oil wanting fangs* I guess she has my vampireness too. Merde, Merde, Merde!

Robot Me: Good thing you can't fly! Ha ha ha! ... You know what... I'm a vampire too... So maybe I CAN fly.... ... Except... I DO NOT, know how to use wings, retract teeth, or stay away from Garlic.

Robot Me: As were you. You are still not a Cyborg. *Flies off* HEY!!! C-Come back here! Great. I was a stubborn Nerdy dictionary.

*Jumps, taking robot with me* *Crashes on a discarded matress* Statistics show you were incorrect.

OW. Two can play at that game. :attitude: Giant Lecture!

Robot Me: This is a bad idea... Shut up Wembley.

O____O *Is nearly sliced by knives* So that's how you wanna play it huh? :mad: BRINGIN' OUT THE BIG GUNS!!!

Robot me: What makes you think that this will solve anything? *Grabs robot me* Brace yourself.

Oh yeah? :fishy: FACE THE WRATH! OF THE FISH!

Robot Me: Statistics indicate, that you'll die if you jump. ... So? Robot Me: O___O

:D

*Walks to the roof* Well, maybe the solution is the problem...

Robot me: Ready to diagnose the problem? Do you know how? Robot me: Negative. -___-

OmG Piggy... V.s... MURDERER?! AH!

MA NAH MA NAH!!! Doot do do do do do another chapter.

You deserved that.

*Wakes up* Oh, it was all a dream. Robot Me: Negative. Merde.

Robot me: Care to hear more of your life issues? Care for me to disable you? Robot me: I have lasers. You shouldn't test my artificial patience.