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  1. Misskermie

    The Creature Calamity Club

    ***Oh woof... Well. You have two ways to deal with it. One, you can try to make the most of it for her, or you can screw the form, because you don't care HOW adorable she thinks you are, it's your body, and you HATE that form*** *Throws a tracking device of the flying creature*
  2. Misskermie

    The Creature Calamity Club

    **Eh, a little bit. :) But about the problem at hand... Yuna actually likes it? To what extent?**
  3. Misskermie

    The Creature Calamity Club

    (You asked for it :P) **Hmmm? You have a bunny form now? HA HA HA! That must be embarrassing.**
  4. Misskermie

    The Creature Calamity Club

    *Looks out of the window, and see some sort of winged creature carrying what looks like Luke's backpack* HEY! GET BACK HERE! *flys after it*
  5. Misskermie

    The Creature Calamity Club

    (I will get you one day Sarge...:P) *Looks under his bed* Nope, he's not messing with me...
  6. Misskermie

    The Creature Calamity Club

    *Goes to Luke's room* Hey Luke, are you ready fo- *Gasp* LUKE IS GONE! SPARKY'S DISABLED! That means someone either broke into my house, or Luke got mad at Sparky, and left...
  7. Misskermie

    The Creature Calamity Club

    *Wakes up* GOODMORNING TO WHOEVER CAN HEAR MEH!!!
  8. Misskermie

    The Creature Calamity Club

    *Gets furniture back*
  9. Misskermie

    The Creature Calamity Club

    *Falls on knees, weeps* _________ Luke: How about now? SPARKY: Wait, let her cool...
  10. Misskermie

    The Creature Calamity Club

    *Starts throwing furniture out of the window* _______________ Luke: Should we help? SPARKY: Do you WANT to die today?
  11. Misskermie

    The Creature Calamity Club

    *Throws the picture at the wall* *Breathes heavily* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! ___________________________ SPARKY: Oh great, she's having a mental breakdown. Luke: Uh, what? SPARKY: Mental Breakdowns. Women tend to get them. On her, it's worse. Half of her is against...
  12. Misskermie

    The Creature Calamity Club

    *Picks up the picture and stares at it* ... Why would I do that? I'm... I'm not murderous! If... If Autumn wasn't such a *beep*...
  13. Misskermie

    The Creature Calamity Club

    Luke: O_O I-I'm sorry. Just... Just go to bed. Luke: *Does as told*
  14. Misskermie

    Sesame Street composer charged with spreading child porn

    That's what he gets. JAZ HAS FURY!
  15. Misskermie

    The Creature Calamity Club

    Luke: Y-You did what? My sister went on a rampage. And I ended up killing him in the process of trying to kill her. Him and the rest of the cyborg race...
  16. Misskermie

    The Creature Calamity Club

    Luke: PLEASE!! ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! You're one persistant *Beep* kid... But... Suffice to say... I married him against my will... And... I did what I had to do, and I killed him...
  17. Misskermie

    The Creature Calamity Club

    luke: Please...? *Shakes head*
  18. Misskermie

    The Creature Calamity Club

    Luke: C'mon, you can tell me! ... Yes... I was married once... But I really don't like talking about it...
  19. Misskermie

    The Creature Calamity Club

    No. Now go to Luke's room, and sleep on the end of his bed! SPARKY: *sigh* fine. Luke: *Looks around, sees a picture flipped around. After flipping it back, he see's it's a pic of Jaz, and someone else, in a dress and tux* Were you married? Uh... I... I don't really like talking...
  20. Misskermie

    The Creature Calamity Club

    ( AH AH AH AH AHAHHHHAAAAAA!!!) Yes. I am. And speaking of dogs. Let's meet Sparky. Really his name is an acronim. State of the art Proficent Arogant Reilient K-9 Yunit. Luke: uh-huh... *Activates him* SPARKY: HEY! Another humanoid. Dude. Talk normal. SPARKY: What? I...
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