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    Fozzie's Comedy Tour

    Chapter 8 Fozzie and Pepe ran to the car. "Start the car, okay!", said Pepe. Fozzie started the car, but it wouldn't move. "Oh no!", said Fozzie, "I'm out of gas!" Johnny Bear caught up and picked up the car, holding it over their heads. "Oh no!", said Fozzie, "this is the...
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    Fozzie's Comedy Tour

    Chapter 7 Fozzie was on stage doing his act. "Hey, you see all this white stuff? That's not snow, it's snew!" "What's 'snew'?, asked the audience. "Nothing's snew, what's snew with you?" Everybody laughed. "Finally", said a relieved Fozzie, "my tour is becoming a success."...
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    Guess Who's Quitting Disney Channel...

    I never heard of this person before. I wonder if the replacement is capable of getting more classic Muppet content available.
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    Fozzie's Comedy Tour

    Chapter 6 Fozzie was driving out in a snowy iceland. "Next time I'll have to read the whole tour schedule right away", said Fozzie, "and see if I can go to places like this by train or plane." Fozzie was driving in the storm, with no road in site. "It's a wonder I can drive at all...
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    Your Thoughts: "Muppets Most Wanted" Theatrical Film

    I've read that when the film was first released, many of the fans disliked it or hated it. And now almost everybody likes it the best. The Empire Strikes Back is my favorite of the original Star Wars trilogy (though in part because it has the most Yoda of the original trilogy, and when I first...
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    Your Thoughts: "Muppets Most Wanted" Theatrical Film

    People keep wondering why Walter is the only one (besides Animal) who notices Kermit acting oddly. Couldn't that be justified because, unlike all the others, he's the one who was the biggest hardcore Muppet fan before becoming a Muppet?
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    Fozzie's Comedy Tour

    Chapter 5 Fozzie went to a pay phone. "I'm surprised at all the pay phones I'm finding", said Fozzie, "but I left my phone at home, so I can't complain." Fozzie dialed, but Statler and Waldorf had answered (using a speaker phone). "Hello, this is Stater". "And this is Waldorf." "Oh...
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    Fozzie's Comedy Tour

    Chapter 4 Fozzie's next stop was at a hunting lodge. "Hiya, folks! I'm Fozzie Bear, here to tell you jokes both old and rare!" "I prefer well-done", said a member of the audience. "A funny thing happened to me on the way to the lodge. I was in the desert, and..." Everybody...
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    You Ever Notice...and What's the Deal...

    Anybody notice how on live-action shows that don't regularly have musical numbers and don't include established recordings in the shows soundtracks, that there might still be occasions where a character will sing a copyrighted song, or even do an entire performance of an existing song, yet on...
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    Muppets Most Wanted Box Office Numbers

    I don't know if Rocky and Bullwinkle was less accessible than The Muppet Show. In the past two decades, Rocky and Bullwinkle reruns have aired longer than The Muppet Show reruns. Though I don't know when the last time that shows reruns have been on (last I saw the show on TV was in 2008, I think...
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    Fozzie's Comedy Tour

    Chapter 3 Fozzie drove out into the middle of nowhere, until he saw a big building with a large sign out front that says "Fozzie Bear performs tonight - third floor". "That must be the place." Fozzie parked his car, as the last of the jellybeans blew up. "What loud jellybeans...
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    Fozzie's Comedy Tour

    Chapter 2 Fozzie pulled up to "The Grand Hotel". "Well, this is my first stop, the Grand Hotel. Sounds like a nice place to perform." But when Fozzie entered, he saw that it wasn't a very good-looking place. There was mud on the walls, the lobby couch exploded, and customers were...
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    Fozzie's Comedy Tour

    Enjoy this new fan fic, in which Fozzie Bear goes on a comedy tour. The humor might be a little dark (though I don't intend any dark humor to come from the Muppets). Chapter 1 Fozzie was outside the Muppet theater, getting ready for a comedy tour. "I can't believe my manager managed...
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    Your Thoughts: "Muppets Most Wanted" Theatrical Film

    That part I was really referring to prominent human characters (Max wasn't a villain, either). I guess I mistakenly worded it wrong.
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    Why can't Sesame cameo In Muppets Most Wanted?

    I expected that. Normally whenever movies include clips owned by outside companies, they include copyright notices for the footage. But I was surprised to see that they didn't just give Sesame Workshop a copyright acknowledgement for the clip, but also for associated characters and elements...
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    Your Thoughts: "Muppets Most Wanted" Theatrical Film

    I thought it might be fun to tally up all similarities I found between this, The Great Muppet Caper, and The Muppets Take Manhattan. Similarities to The Great Muppet Caper: A random appearance by the villain in the opening song (then again, in TMM we saw Max and Doc Hopper before we knew who...
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    Your Thoughts: "Muppets Most Wanted" Theatrical Film

    I've been wondering why the Newsman never gets injured in any of his movie appearances.
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    Your Thoughts: "Muppets Most Wanted" Theatrical Film

    I wonder why they couldn't have replaced or cut Walter's line about the song's title being The Muppets... Again. After all, many of the songs had cut lines (and that part wasn't in the music video for "We're Doing a Sequel"). Not sure how easy it would have been to come up with a different line...
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    Lips

    I was wondering what the context of the "buh we don't got any instruhments" line would have been about. I noticed that Lips is there quite a bit for maybe the first hour, but then he seems to disappear for the rest of the movie. He's not at the wedding, he's not in the gulag finale, he's not...
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    Your Thoughts: "Muppets Most Wanted" Theatrical Film

    Really? I felt like there was less of that than I would have expected.
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