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CASEY! i will LASER BLAST YOU! The only way to save yourself is by updating. :D

One word. Screamers. Those vids that you click on because someone else says to watch it, and it ends up scaring you half to death! People know I don't like being scared past 8pm! BUT THEY DO IT ANYWAY!

(Oh no, there's a second one?)

I wish my tv wasn't stupid.

A cove of candles? What's freaky about that? :P

My Tv was just here a second ago... *Sees oil drips leading from where the TV was to my room, to find Sparky* DUDE! Don't scare me like that. SPARKY: I'm fixing it! FINE! *Goes to living room, and sleeps on the couch*

Nothing a screwdriver can't fix. *runs to get tools, comes back, and the tv is gone* What the? But. I... WHAT?!

I can't. I roll with darkness. I can't even play WeeGee's mansion in the dark. Brrrrr...

*The tv breaks* What the-? *get on knees* WHY MUST THE BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEEE?!

*fills his other bowl with oil* That makes sense. *walks over to living room, and turns on the TV*

It's probably WORMS and MUD SAUCE! ... .... ... YUM!

*gets up and fills Sparky's bowl with bolts* You'd think a robot dog wouldn't need nutrients.

Wocka wocka wocka!

Mystery: Great job, here's your pay. *Hands me 1000 bucks* WUT!? *zooms into my bedroom window and changes into everyday clothes* I... Am... SO happy. *walks out of room, and slips on a banana peel* Worse. I feel worse.

(My initals! Jazzabelle Murphy! JM! O____O Oh no, I'm evil. :P) *Sighs* *A kid walks in and buys an action figure* THAT'S THE MOST BUSINESS WE'VE HAD ALL DAY!!!

I've been seeing that in front of many videogame titles, such as the "Ben drowned" CreepyPasta for Zelda.

*wakes up* Does anyone else even work here? Mystery: Nope. -___- I'm sooooo getting overworked...

What is a CreepyPasta?

*falls asleep in the employee lounge*