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There's a great book called Alfred Hitchcock and the Making of Psycho. Perhaps this project will be based on that book? There are a lot of great behind the scenes stories and anecdotes... I love how Hitch made "Psycho" as a response to the low-budget horror films being churned out at the...

The song is about a self-absorbed lover whom Carly Simon apparently knew very well. Since the song came out in the early 1970s, it has been a favorite "guessing game" as to who the vain fellow in the song actually is. The two most popular candidates are Mick Jagger (who sang background vocals...

Congrats, Randall!:) :excited:

A dissheveled Tony staggers into his room for the first time since last night. Lefty has been reading his epic play, and Tony looks worse for wear, as if his head is about to explode. He falls facedown onto his bed. Lefty trails right behind, still reading from his many napkins. Lefty is...

Thanks, Randall! It DOES seem longer than a year. But I've enjoyed every minute of it!:)

Tony: That's your play, Lefty? Lefty: Well, it's only da openin' number! (pulls an endless amount of napkins out of his pocket) I got da foist scene here someplace... Tony: May I offer you some constructive criticism? Lefty: Oooooh...riiiiight. Now ya wanna get involved. Before it...

Lefty's play... As Lefty reads, he imagines an elaborate production... Lefty: Da stage is empty. A single spotlight picks up me. I stand and address da audience... Lefty (on stage, wearing his usual getup) Hello...audience. I'm glad ya could make it ta my show. Sorry dat it cost more...

Lefty stands in the doorway of the room. Lefty: Da weirdest ting just happened... Tony: Somebody take you for a nickel? Lefty: Smart guy, eh? Tony: What happened, Lefty? Lefty: I walked into da room wit da scientists...and all of a sudden, I began speakin' Spanish! Tony: Why...

Lefty opens the door of Claudia's room, and walks in, uninvited. Why? Because he's Lefty. Lefty: Hey, Tony sent me in here. Any of youse guys see da Cookie Monster? His roommate Bryan is lookin' fer him!

Lefty enters. Tony: Hey Lefty, have you seen Cookie Monster? Lefty: Nah. Last time I saw him was when he was eatin' all dose cookies ya ordered him. Tony: Yeah. Bryan's looking for him. Lefty: Well, if I was him, I would leave a trail of cookies from da front door to Bryan's...

Tony (on phone) Hey, Bryan...no, Cookie Monster's not here...last I saw of him was during the week, when I ordered him that cookie feast. He ate everything, including the plates they were served on, thanked me, then left. I haven't seen him since. I was going to ask you if you had seen him...

On TV, the Newsman hurriedly enters. Newsman: Here is a Muppet Newsflash! Mr. Orville P. Cluckleworth of Springfield, claims he can recite Shakespeare's Hamlet in under one second. The claim was disputed earlier this afternoon, as Mr. Cluckleworth only got through the first word of the...

LOL! Fanny the Fan-Fic Sprite!

(sighs) Aw gee, do I hafta? Ooooooooo-kay... (slowly drags himself upstairs, his head downcast)

*sniffle* But I wasn't holding a knife or a scalpel! I was just trying to steer this thread back on track, an' said I was a guy, an' then that bully Snowth came an' said he was gonna fix me, an' then, an' then Dwayne was gonna poke me or somethin'...an'...an' all I was tryin' to do was play nice!

Er...(small voice)...no...I still have to finish my paper, entitled "The Giraffe: Friend or Foe?"

Lefty opens the trap door and descends into his room. Lefty: I've been woikin' on my dancin'! Tony: Lefty. For the last time...I am not writing a musical! Lefty: Yeah, but...dere's always room in a show fer singin' an' dancin'! Tony: Not in my show. Lefty: Oh, pardon me, Mr...

I know, I know! It's DANGEROUS to cross a Snowth wielding something sharp!:eek: :eek:

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