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I will pity you. :P

My husband is apparently alive.

I love how Kermit and Fozzie stuck you with mr. heartthrob.

I gotta go meet someone. You keep working. Skull: ok baby. Don't call me that. *flys to Maries room, and knocks*

So? Spike: So I was hoping you could let me live with you. You can live in a separate apartment. Skull: How about your spare room? ... If I say yes will you leave me alone? Skull: yes. Fine.

Skull: Since forever. By the way, uh, I need a place to stay.

Skull: Jaz? I haven't seen you in years. I've made some dark poetry on how much I loved and missed you. No, we're not even romantically involved! Skull: we're still legally married. In transylvania! Skull: Then I guess we'll have to be legally married in monstropolis. No! I like...

*goes to gamestop* You need a right hand chick? ???: *isn't facing me* yeah... *turns around* O____O A-Armedius?

*walks to the mall* I guess i'll get another job...

Oh noooooo... Piggy is taking it terribly. And sure, I get that it means something to her, But her cold dead scalp? Pig, you crazy! :P More please! Can't wait to see what happens.

*luke Is gone now btw* I am just one giant half human can of people repellant.

Luke: hey mom...? Yes? Luke: So, Kat and I were wanting to... Uh... Move. Move? Together? Youre only 16! Luke: Yeah, but... I think We'll be ok. No! No! Youre only 16! I can't let you do this! Luke: Cmon, ive lived alone in a cave for years, and now I'm going to move back with Kat...

Im not new, its just that only half my brain knows what its talking about.

*wakes up* Cue the dracula song.

That is so harsh. What is trolling? You know like, "U MAD BRO?"

Thats ok... I know you were just trying to hurt me again. Luke: What... I... I wasn't trying to... Go back to bed.. Luke: *sigh* ok... *leaves*

Luke: Mom... What? Luke: I wanted to say sorry for yesterday... I know that was kinda embarrassing..