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Swaehb is a Prime Ribsteak...so whacha' fink abou' that!

Hi Jimbo, Jimmy, Jim...er...Mr Lewis, sir...I wanted to just say that I have truly loved and enthused and really really gotten giddy over all of Miss Piggy's appearances when she was promoting the Book. She was looking lovely, and I felt she was being a true inspiration to women...

So...today I've bought a frame for my award, and put it up on my wall. Not sure if that makes me totally vain, or totally cool...but either way, thanks so much guys! And special thanks to Vic for designing it so amazingly! ~Beauy

Mamma?

Bo: *standing on podium (after everyone else has left) in completely emotional like Kate Winslet at the Emmy's but without the long hair or a life-time connection with Leo* How...well, I have to thank and congratulate and applaud all of the amazing and wonderful guys who were nominated for this...

Bo: I'm beginning to feel bad for that kid... Beau: Why, because he's had to present himself awards? Bo: No...because the weight of them will take out the bottom of his car and he'll be walking home...Mwahahahaha...

(*laughing* I was kinda waiting for something to happen to that Janitor dude, Ed! Hehe) Bo: The, er, host with the most... Beau: The Toast? Bobo: The goat? Wait, the remote? Bo: Wasn't that-- Bobo: Confiscated, yup.

Bo: You know WAD is the Slumdog of the MC awards... Bobo: They confiscated all our slumanimals at the door... Beau: *blink*

Bo: *arriving from the future in a orange ship, with a beard and a walking stick* Who are you calling an old reader! Beauregard: *arriving as above with beard and walking stick* What he said! Bobo: *same as the others* Hey... Bean: *bouncing from the future orange ship as young and spritly as...

Beauregard Janitor: *still rumaging through sock drawer* Ooh, a crown...I'll have that.

Beau: *applauding* Bobo: *applauding* Bo: * appalling* Bean: *appealing*

(Oh oh oh! Official explanation time :P When I joined the Dorms and had Beau as my roommate, I had to use someone other than "Beau" as my own nickname, so we went with Bo {Which was something that Ed used to call me all the time anyway} So there's very little difference in the name/sound but...

Bo: Oh! Fleet Scribbler! *a fleet of ships filled with crayons pass through the theatre* Well that was surprising... Beau: Congreatjob Prawnie! Bobo: Ooh, crayons... Bo: Does Zoe look smaller than usual to anyone else? Bobo: Maybe you're bigger... Bo: I should diet more...

Bo: Oh, I have this letter from my favorite fake-son...hush Vibs as Viq, I'm talking...This is from Vic R, who cannot be here tonight, but wishes he was! "This is a huge honor to not have only won this award, but to have won it again. I'd like to first acknowledge two Muppet artists...

Father Moppet: *still at home, still with newspaper* Oh maybe I should check out the newsflash...*acts surprised when newspaper catches alight and explodes in a giant flashball of fire* (Congrats on being Knowledgable!)

Bobo: *applauding greatly and with much bashing together of graters* Bo: There have been times when I was sure that Prawnie was single-handedly keeping the Muppet dream alive...It's so good that now we can look around MC and see so MANY people re-enthused for the Muppet Future! Bean: CUTE PARTY...

Bo: *to Bobo* You got any pickles? Bobo: Pickles? Bo: Yeah, like...cheese and pickles. Bobo: No pickles. Bo: Ok. What was this award for again? Bobo: Pickles? Bo: No, I think...The MC Member most bribed by Miss Piggy... Beau: Hey...that's my friend! Bo: The pickle? Beau: *mutters*

*a brief pause pause while the entire fabric of reality reforms itself around WhiteRabbit*

Beauregard Janitor: *still in Prawnie's room* *turns screen upside down to read this, then continues rummaging through Prawnie's sock drawer* Back at the awards... Bo: Congratulations to WhiteRabbit! Bobo: *holding magicians hat* And for my next trick... Bo: Are you even a magician? Bobo: I...

Bo: Remind me never to be glomped by death... Bobo: Good thing our weapons got confiscated... Bo: Yeah, I was gunna talk to you about that...Did they confiscate my Kermit cap, or did I just never own one?