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Steven-Is it rated G or PG?

Denzel-Mom may I go to the movies with Jimmy? Steven-(dressed as a woman)Steve I'm going to get you. (in high voice)Oh yes dear!

Steven-Ok? Denzel-Dad may I go with Jimmy to the movies?

Steven-Ok.

Denzel-And I'm Denzel. Steven-Nice to meet you kids.

Kyle-I'm Kyle

Jack-I'm Jack.

Ryan-My name's Ryan.

Steve-Send them in. Come on in kiddies I don't bite.

Hooray I thought it was just temporary.

Steve-Thanks Floyd! Gonzo-We should have done a play of Little Shop when you were ere. Steve-Maybe another time my odd friend.

Steve-When I was younger just a bad little kid. My mama noticed funny things I did. Like shooting puppies with a BB Gun I poisoned guppies and wen I was done. I'd find a pussycat and bas in its head and then my mama said. Electric Mayhem-What did she say? Steve-She said my boy I think someday...

Steve-Me singing Dentist from Little Shop Of Horrors.

Steve-I didn't find them funny.

Waldorf-Yeah it stinks with the frog or without!

Steven-Hi! Well I'm afraid Kermit won't be here, but we'll do our best.

Steven-Ok keep interogating this host Scooter!

Steve-Yes. They have great talent.

Steve-Well Steven. I knew Kermit promised to take Robin someday, so I knew he wouldn't interfere.

Lorne Michaels-Steve Martin has bought your crummy variety show. He's still sore at Kermit for canceling the show 30 years ago.