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Linda Mezzo
How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a man?
Yes, ’n’ how many seas must a white dove sail
Before she sleeps in the sand?
Yes, ’n’ how many times must the cannonballs fly
Before they’re forever banned?
The answer, my...
Linda Mezzo: Who, Julius Strangepork? O__o I think I heard from Linko that he moved back to his homeland in Germany. I don't really know him well, but I guess he was kinda homesick.
So...anything new, honey? ;3
Linda Mezzo: :3 I'm sure I'm gonna be aright, bello....ow! Eh, mi scusi. X3
(couple minutes later)
*take the icepack from Teeth* Thank you so much. The icepack would totally help. And, I think I'll have a light salad with a touch of Italian dressin'. :3
***
Angie: *noms on icy creamy*...
Linda Mezzo: >.> *sneers at Lefty* Haw! XP Look at da mook! :P *gives Johnny a wan smile*
(seconds later)
*to Teeth* I'd thought so....yeah it wasn't that bad, I just overreacted, I guess. XP Eh, I don' need any hospital, I think an icepack would be just fine. Thanks again, Too'--eeth :3...
Linda Mezzo: *angrily tries her best not to show tears in front of her man, exhaling like a bull* I'm so sorry for keepin' you waitin', honey. That 'mook' tossed a bowl of hot soup at my face. I'm so sorry about tonight. =/
**
Angie: Wheee! That was fun. ^^ *at the counter* I would like...
Linda Mezzo: DX *screams consistently* Oww..ow ow! >'/
*sneers off to the ladies' room, consisting second degree burns on her face, and vaguely around her neck and shoulders*
Angie: In diddly-dee! :B *has party horn in her mouth*
Linda Mezzo: -loses her temper on Lefty- Ya' mook! Why'd you do that ta him? >/ *offers Johnny some napkins* D: Oh, honey, are you alright? =/
*waiting patiently by herself in her booth, twiddling her thumbs*
Angie: Neigh! :B We're off to see the wizard of frozen treats! Tra-la-la! <3
Linda Mezzo: *snickers* You got my name correct, hon! Good job! XP
(meanwhile)
Linda Mezzo: I would like a glass of tap water with ice and a straw. :B Johnny?
Angie: XD WHEEEEE! -offers Gonzo a carrot- Good horsey! :B
Linda Mezzo: Thank you, honey. You're too sweet. <3 Wanna take a seat by the bar counter or at the booth? *glances over at Teeth* Hey, Teeth! :B
Angie: Ish okay, silly Gonz! XP
I SCREAM YOU SCREAM WE ALL SCRREEEAM FER ICEY CREAMY!l Lets go, peeps! <3
*hoping to get a piggyback ride from Gonzo* O:B
(meanwhile)
Linda Mezzo: *resting her head on Johnny's shoulder, then cocks her head as she notices the eatery* We're here! ;D
Angie: huggles the Gonz, then notices something suspicious*
*Gonzo...you did NOT! O___o OMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSH! D:
*glomps Liza <33* ^__^ Yay! :B
***
Linda Mezzo: *puts her arms 'round John John* It's a date, sweetie. ;3 <3
Linda Mezzo: *waiting patiently at room 11, hoping that Johnny would go out ta dinner tonight* Like, is Johnny here? :3
Raquel Porkbelly: Hey kids...uh, Gonzo? Is there something missing? O___o
Angie: -huggles her silly fwends- ^__^ <3 Gonzo, just why? Your clothing must have exploded from...
Toting along her acoustic guitar and some sheet music, Linda strolls to Everybody Eats, and takes a seat at the bar counter, waiting to be served.
O___O Like, Peter Cottontail's puttin' down da boogie. XP
Angie: Where's Strangepork? D:
Link Hogthrob: Eh...he moved to Germany to visit sick relatives, and well, it's his homeland.
Angie: Awwww :/ Is he comin' back?
Link Hogthrob: No.
Angie: Duuuur >.>
Link Hogthrob: *empathetic huggle* We'll have fun. O:3 <3
Angie: *whacks Link w/ a...
Linda Mezzo: *saunters off to Everybody Eats for a bite to eat alone, and strums on the acoustic guitar*
*sadly sighing, watching the chaos*
O__O.. Woah! It's a total blockbuster in this crowd. =PP
Raquel Porkbelly: THAT'S IT! WAIT 'TILL I CLAM YOU, SHELLY! >/
*is about to put her foot down atop of the turtle's shell, but trips onto a tiny; vaguely-seen pebble*
....X__x If you want the baby, you can change it's diapers! >/
*bawls deeply, pitifully* I'm a terrible mom and a terrible...
Linda sits besides the floor, singing A-Capella :
Linda Mezzo
Oh, Johnny, oh, Johnny, how you can love.
Oh, Johnny, oh, Johnny, heavens above.
You make my sad heart jump with joy,
And when you're near I just can't sit still a minute.
I'm so, oh, Johnny, oh, Johnny...
Please tell me, dear, what...
Linda Mezzo: D: Ew, stay away from me! Like why would you nurse me ya' mook, especially fer assaulting me last night! No date! NO! >/ *edges away from Lefty, trying to find an old rag*
Link Hogthrob: *appears in his satin robe, striped pjs, and pink fuzzy bunny slippers, yawning* Where's all...
Angie: *offers Liza and Wembley some chocolate chip cookies* ^^
Linda: >/ THAT'S IT! I'--*jaw bone cracks, and wanly leans down, covering her fractured mouth, and notices some bleeding spots on her hands* OWW! I think my jaw broke....
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