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Miss Piggy: *in costume* Yes, frog!!! *dragging Link by the ear* C'mon, turkey! >.> Link Hogthrob: *also in costume* But I'm a pig...

Miss Piggy: Oh, Kermit... why would I not be snuggled at home with moi's favorite frog? <3

Miss Piggy: *sparkles in enchantment* Oh, Kermie. Mon chere. <3

Miss Piggy: Oui, Kermie... <3

Miss Piggy: Steve? What a silly little question to as-- *has a giggle attack* Cut!

*closing theme plays* Zoot: *baritone sax sound*

The Goodnights for tonight: Mickey Rooney, with Kermit T. Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Link Hogthrob, Steven, Wayne, and Wanda.

Mickey Rooney: Thank you, Kermit. I had such a wonderful time on The Muppets SNL Show tonight. Miss Piggy: *pushes her hair out of her face* Oh, Michael. Are vous ready pour les notre date? Well, let's get going! *caresses Mickey, smothering kisses all over* <3 Mickey Rooney: I'm-- I-I'm ready...

Comedy Tonight ~ Mickey Rooney and Fozzie Bear Mickey Rooney: Something familiar, Something peculiar, Something for everyone: A comedy tonight! Fozzie Bear: Something appealing, Something appalling, Something for everyone: A comedy tonight! Both: Nothing with kings, nothing with crowns; Bring...

Mickey Rooney: Good luck, Steven. Break a leg!

Mickey Rooney: Oh, The old gray mare, She ain't what she used to be Ain't what she used to be, Ain't what she used to be The old gray mare, She ain't what she used to be Many long years ago. Many long years ago, Many long years ago, The old gray mare, She ain't what she used to be Many long...

Mickey Rooney: No, but I've heard of The Old Grey Mare. Though, she ain't what she used to be many long years ago.

Mickey Rooney: Kid? I will train you for the big race if only you can do me a big favor, and catch a train to the big race while you're at it. ~cheesy laugther to corny pun~

Mickey Rooney: I don't think so, Kermit. I'm sorry. I'm so old, I can't even remember what I had for lunch!

Mickey Rooney: What a surprise, Kermit. *graces a bow* Thank you, everybody... thank you. I just wanted to say I had such a wonderful tie tonight. The Muppets are fantastic. Give them a hand! Give Kermit an applause for bringing me here! I'm dedicated to be on this show.

Mickey Rooney: Thank you for informing me, Steven. I'll be there in a jiffy. How exciting...

Mickey Rooney: *causally wraps his fingers together* Fozzie, I've never felt so young for my age. Miss Piggy really felt my age. *beam* Hey, Fozzie? Would you please assist me for the closing number? I'm such a big fan of yours, and it would be an honor to do a punchline, or even sing a comical...

Wonderful Copenhagen ~ Link Hogthrob and Pig Chorus Company: Wonderful, wonderful Copenhagen Friendly old girl of a town 'Neath her tavern light On this merry night Let us clink and drink one down To wonderful, wonderful Copenhagen Salty old queen of the sea Once I sailed away But I'm home...

When I Need You ~ Wayne and Wanda Wayne: *serenades Wanda* When I need you I just close my eyes and I'm with you And all that I so wanna give you It's only a heartbeat away-- (Wanda has an unwanted heart attack) Wayne: Honey, this isn't the time-- oh my goodness! Ha! Is there a doctor in...

Mickey Rooney: I promised Miss Piggy to meet at her dressing room... but I'll stay for one number before the closing number.