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  1. newsmanfan

    Cute Muppet toe socks at Spencers gifts!

    --------------------------------- Those are great! I collect socks. No, seriously. What? Come on! What's wrong with a sock collection? My faves are my sock lobsters, but that pair looks evern cooler! --------------------------
  2. newsmanfan

    The "Let's Cheer Up" Thread. <3

    ------------------------------------- Dyslexic cheerleading. Dear frog, WHAT does Snowthy look like in a froofy skirt? Ack! I am unjiggable. But I can do a few Yoga poses....unnh...erk....ugh...THERE! *proudly demonstrates the 'newsboy throwing paper while dodging angry dog' pose* Hope you're...
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    New Members: Please Post and Introduce Yourself

    ---------------------------- Congrats beakerfan76! And welcome back! ------------------------------
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    Fanfic: She learnt me to see

    ---------------------- A Charry, I believe, is somewhat like Dick Van Dyke's character in "Mary Poppins," you know, one who deals with chars and embers...or no. Maybe it's that tiny fruit with a pit which grown in Washington state... -----------------------
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    Err A-Parent

    ------------------------------------------------------ Do you have ANY idea how frickin' hard it is to NOT LAUGH in the library when I read this stuff? Wha ha ha ha! Hoo boy. Now I have Jimmy Buffett's "Gypsies in the Palace" playing in my head: "Hi there boss, what's going on? You say you're...
  6. newsmanfan

    Death and the Matron

    ------------------------------------ Would a bounced check work? Hah! You guys made me crack up. Thank you! More soon. Few days. Promise! ------------------------------------
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    The... -wait fer it-... "What made you laugh today?" Thread

    --------------------------------- Space madness! I still remember some good lines from that show. -----------------------------
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    Deja vu all over again

    ----------------------------------------------- I was at a client's home this past week, helping him take his meds, and he had MSNBC on in the background on TV. I heard some woman ranting about the most outrageous nonsense about gays, and I made some snide comment about Palin. "Oh, no, that's...
  9. newsmanfan

    New Members: Please Post and Introduce Yourself

    ------------------------------------ Welcome in Walter! ----------------------------------
  10. newsmanfan

    Kermie's Girl (ushy-gushy fanfic)

    --------------------------------------------------------- *Newsie surreptitiously taking notes in the corner of the theatre as the serial runs* ...hold her...yield...let her kiss all she wants; kiss back... *looks up, startled* Er...I didn't realize anyone else was in here...heh...
  11. newsmanfan

    Death and the Matron

    Part Nine “Eight ball, corner pocket!” “Uh, no, Fozzie. You’re not supposed to go after the eight until everything else has been sunk,” Rowlf explained patiently. “Oh, okay,” Fozzie said, looking sheepish. “Thank you for teaching me pool, Rowlf! Dis is really a fun game! Aaaaaaah!” With many...
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    Death and the Matron

    ----------------------------------------- Ed: borrow the Chopper, sure! I made him up on the spot. Was curious if you caught the "Thirteen Ghosts" vibe I was trying for. ; >) Lady Ru: glad you like. This thing went way darker than I planned, but it feels right to me, so I'm running with it...
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    Fanfic: She learnt me to see

    ------------------------------------------------------- "Another name creeping through the thick syrup people called brains. According to him, there was nothing in there except syrup. Maybe the kind of syrup which is always on pancakes. Would mum there mind to make some pancakes if he was at...
  14. newsmanfan

    Your Thoughts: Forum Upgrade July 10

    ---------------------------------------------- *Newsie crouching and blissfully, repeatedly, bowing toward the graphics artist* We're not worthy! We're not worthy! Fantastic! Love 'em...especially a certain one! :news: Now....how about those text boxes...
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    Deja vu all over again

    .....sheesh...Typing so fast my fingers slipped. Not really awake yet... Anyway. Made me even more disgusted with the supposedly "moderate" Speaker of the House. How can anyone pretend to be moderate and still kiss up to the Tea Party and the corporate pigs? Makes me wonder how far HIS nose is...
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    Deja vu all over again

    Whoa....are we still talkin' 'bout Smiley Sarah? "Better when raised as SLAVES"? WHAT??? I haven't heard that one. I DID hear about the Repubs trying to screw the military they profess to adore by cutting recruitment funding in the House, all because of the repeal of "don't ask, don't tell"...
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