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  1. newsmanfan

    HAPPY NEW YEAR!

    ----------------------- I got nothin' to atone for. Nope. Pure as the driven snow. ;) -----------------------
  2. newsmanfan

    The "I Saw Something REALLY Weird Today" Thread

    ---------------------- I never will understand why ANYONE pays more than, say, $12-20 for a decent haircut. Or uses clothing which has to be drycleaned. Or pays people to do ANYTHING for them they can easily do themselves. We're such a lazy culture... -----------------------
  3. newsmanfan

    New Members: Please Post and Introduce Yourself

    -------------- Ask The Count. He's the Official Muffinator around here! ---------------
  4. newsmanfan

    What are your stories?

    -------------------------- Holy Cow, DQM. Hard-knock life. Glad you're in better circumstances now, and glad you're here! :):shifty: Welcome in! -----------------
  5. newsmanfan

    MSTies unite!

    ----------------- Have asked my buddy Marty about the Manos set's special features; no word back yet. I'll let you know! -----------------
  6. newsmanfan

    Halloween is just around the corner

    ------------------ Bought some new lights last night (LED jack-o'lanterns on a string) and was just at Ace's a little while ago buying a socket plug adaptor so I can plug 'em in to the porch light. Decorating today! Wooo hooo! So far I have a great spooky branch which I stripped of all leaves...
  7. newsmanfan

    Slackbot draws stuff

    ---------------------- *evil giggle fit* Nice! ----------------------
  8. newsmanfan

    So We'll Go No More A-Roving, for Fear of Furry Monsters

    ----------------- Thank you, Frank. ;) As far as accents go...representing Fozzie's unique patois is a little tough for me. Apologies if it doesn't come across quite right. :o (Johnny: Cal-Bert! Sheesh! Don't these wiseguys ever watch his show? He's da best variety show host around! Sal...
  9. newsmanfan

    New Behind the scenes of the Muppets

    ---------------------- :news: Arewethereyet? Arewethereyet? Uh, no, Newsie. Um...why are you bouncing? :news: Er. Uhm...sorry. *selfconsciously smooths down his hair and tie* It's okay...I'll bounce with you. Yell louder and maybe they'll move up the premiere date! -----------------------
  10. newsmanfan

    Continuity within the Muppet-verse??

    ---------------------- Continutity is only for in-jokes. Other than that...we may cheerfully toss it out the window and just enjoy the ride. -------------------
  11. newsmanfan

    Dreams about Muppets...

    ------------------- Piggy Galore! That is FABULOUS! ------------------
  12. newsmanfan

    Epic Fails

    -------------------- *giggling* Shh--shh-shh...I'm in the library, guys...I can't guffaw here... Epic fail involving food which was not mine: one awful summer when I worked as a server at a fancy hotel. Busy wedding reception, shorthanded, I get loaded with a huge tray of drinks for people at...
  13. newsmanfan

    I Think my Head's Been in the Clouds too Long...

    ------------------------ Beaker, can you repost that? All I see is blank space... Snowth, I agree with all the other punters here: do NOT give up. Rethink, replan, reissue your work, yes online...make sure you link back to other puppet appreciation sites, comedy video sites, get the search bots...
  14. newsmanfan

    New Members: Please Post and Introduce Yourself

    --------------------- Welcome in Arielle! I second Gonzo's Hobbit...tell us about your Whatnot! And we're ALL weird here, each in our own very special way. There'll be an afterschool special about it soon. And a quiz afterward...but you get a muffin free just for joining up! ----------------------
  15. newsmanfan

    Muppet Newsflash: Medical Catnip Use Soars

    ------------------------------- :news: Here is a Muppet News Flash! Usage of so-called "medical catnip" has been on the rise recently among MC members, sources claim. This reporter interviewed one such alleged user, who insists on being referred to only as "Kathy," last night. When asked if...
  16. newsmanfan

    So We'll Go No More A-Roving, for Fear of Furry Monsters

    Part Five The lights swirled wildly, the music flubbered to a wet-sounding crescendo of tubas and gargling octopi, and Snookie yelled out the intro: “Want a tremulous trout? How about a splendiferous salmon, or a charming char? These and more could be yours if you’re picked to play – You Win a...
  17. newsmanfan

    Epic Fails

    --------------------------------- I think a lot of personal fails will involve food. One of mine would be the night I was so proud of being allowed to use the blender to make a smoothie all by myself (quite young, yes)...and forgot to put the lid on...this was in a room with a 15' high...
  18. newsmanfan

    RIP Steve Jobs

    ---------------------- Newsflash...I've just learned that Steve Jobs is deceased. Holy cow...that was fast. I figured his health was failing when he resigned, but man... I'm a little surprised. Whether you love Apple or not, the man was a genius. Thanks for making computing good for us...
  19. newsmanfan

    MSTies unite!

    --------------------- Sweet! Yes, as usual, my buddy Marty was ordering a copy. Have you watched the special features yet, Zeppo? "Hotel Torgo"...NICE title..."bad movies check in, but then they just wind up being leered at and dancing the Satanic hula with a bunch of undead hotties...and don't...
  20. newsmanfan

    Is It Possible To Date/Marry A Non Muppet Fan?

    That was kind of my point, yes. Not the fandom thing...the values thing! -------------------------
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