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--------------- Hey -- where's the betting pool run by Rizzo? He always gives better odds to the rats... Still trying to wrap my head around the idea of Scooter messing up a schedule. It just doesn't seem at all likely... beyond that, though, intrigued by the comic mayhem possibilities...

--------------- Pink: Cake? Yip yip yip yip. Blue: Mmmm. Awww. Yip yip. Cake. Yip yip yip. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Whoops. I think you used the C-word a little too early... *ducks as martians bounce around room yipping excitedly) Rhonda: Yeesh. Anybody got a can of Frayed? :news: Bad pun...

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/410652/march-14-2012/march-14--2012---pt--3 Updated link, as the Hulu link seems to no longer be up. I KNEW the frog had not left his newsie roots! Woo hooo! :news: -------------

The one that looks like Beaker with a shade on his head? -------------

DING! Things you can get from a drive-in window! Survey says... ----------------

------------ I personally find Van Neuter to be laughable and tend to write him as such...hard to be scared by someone so utterly doomed to failure. But yes, he does have even nastier tricks up his filthy coat (when was that thing last dry-cleaned, anyway?)... "Bland of Brothers"...LOL. Nicely...

--------------- Though I haven't had the honor of knowing many of you personally, I NEVER join stuff (DA is just a place to post for here, and I'm not on any social networking stuff and never will be) but when I was looking over the site last year I was so impressed with that OBVIOUS sense of...

------------- Happy Almost Birthday! You'll be getting something in the mail in a few days. Remember, pet it often, take it with you everywhere, and never, EVER feed it after midnight... :concern: ----------------

------------ Clearly you never saw any of the Kroft productions... Fun? Yes. Intellectually stimulating? Uhhh.... -----------

----------------- Happy Almost Birthday Kathy! Rhonda: Wow, guess I picked the right gift...here's a Muppet umbrella. Maybe you can use it for the leaks. :news: Surprise!! *blows confetti trumpet* *everyone stares at Newsie* :news: Er...or did someone already do that? Let's say that...

------------------ :news: Chip in? for what? Rhonda: It's that silent sax guy's birthday. C'mon, pony up at least a twenty. I know ya just got paid. :news: My whole paycheck is only twenty-five! Rhonda: Whadda you gonna spend it on?? Your roomie takes care of rent and utilities and food...

------------- :attitude: I trust you were NOT referring to ME! Uh...although it escapes me completely why ANYONE would interact with these hooligans...welcome in. --------------

---------------- I agree with your Muppet-appearance choices, particularly the monsters...but I would add Newsie (even in nonspeaking bits, such as being an audience member during some of "Muppets Tonight", he has the same serious slightly disapproving air which not even Sam can bring off, which...

-------------- Funny...I woulda thought a Swedish Chocolate cake would be more his style... Rhonda: Seriously? You don't remember what happened the last time he tried to make a chocolate cake?? Oh yeah. Hmm. Hey, Newsie? :news: Yes? Do you still have that disaster preparedness kit...

Side of onion rings, please... -----------------

------------ Rant: rednecks who would rather spend money on their 3 1/2 nonworking vehicles half-taken-apart in the backyard than spend a dime on home repairs and maintenance until it reaches catastrophe stage. Who the frog taught these idiots budgeting, anyway?? --------------

----------- :news: *ducking falling lurkers* Aaaaaah! Rhonda: See? What did I tell you about mentioning them? WHAT did I tell you? He never listens. Welcome in everyone!! Wow, more puppeteers, how awesome is that! As an absolutely uncoordinated nerd, I admire any artist who can work with...

------------- Growl. Frump. Rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb... :news: Er...practicing for your extra role in a crowd scene for a mutant monster sci-fi flick? No. My bedroom is full of dirt and dust. The plumbing crew moves into day FOUR early tomorrow morning. So not only have I had very little...

--------------- I like this. A thoughtful examination, Muppet-style, of orientation differences. Peoples is peoples...and Muppets is Muppets. Nicely handled, without making it The Big Issue. And I loved Skeeter's confession. More than the story itself, her being able to actually display a...

Part Thirty-Three It took him a moment to argue his way past a drowsy Bobo, but then the Newsman burst into his aunt’s hospital room, out of breath, heart slamming. “Is she all right? What happened?” he cried. A doctor, a nurse, and his distant cousin Fred all turned to stare at him...although...