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The Count: Greetings! I am The Count! They call me The Count because I love to count things! Today, I shall count blue people. Let's see who will come by me that is blue. (Kermit walks by) Kermit: Hello, count. The Count: Hi, Kermit... oh, you're not blue. Kermit: No, I'm green. The...

Announcer: It's time now for everybody's favorite game show, "Beat The Time"! And here is everyones favvorite game show host, Guy Smiley! Guy Smiley: Thank you, thank you! And now, ehre is our contestant, Mr. Sherlock Hemlock! Sherlock Hemlock: Greetings! Guy Smiley: Now Mr. Hemlock, you...

In the Muppet Show episode with Twiggy, Kermit asks his dancing partner, mary Louise, what her name is. This is a bit odd, since none of the other characters in At the Dance asked their partners what their names are. I wonder what the significance of this was? Could the writers have been trying...

Are there any skits that, as a kid, you really liked, but didn't see very often? Segments that seemed like an event whenever it was shown? Or if it was so rarely shown that if you ended up tapping an episode with that sketch or finding a video with it, you considered it a victory? Here are...

In Sesame Street: 20 and Still Counting, there is a brief clip from a Monsterpiece Theater introduction, which takes place in a bright green room. However, in all full Monsterpiece Theater skits I've seen, the intros and outros take place in a dark brown room. So my questions are, which...

Herbert Birdsfoot: Hello, folks. Herbert Birdsfoot here, and today, I am going to read to you the story of "The Boy Who Cried Cookie Monster". (scene fades to a bakery setting, with Harvey Kneeslapper behind a counter while Herbert narrarates) "There once was a practical joker...." Harvey...

I was reading at Muppet Wiki that in the earlier Monsterpiece Theater skecthes, Allistar Cookie had a pipe in his mouth, and at the end of the skits, he ate the pipe, but then he eventually stopped having a pipe, possibly out of fear that it was making kids want to smoke. Now, I remember seeing...

I have been wondering lately... what do you think Sesame Street Live would have been like if the first Sesame Street Live show was produced in 1969, 1970, or 1971? I doubt there would have been a Sesame Street Live show for the first year. After all, the show was just getting started, Sesame...

On Dinosaurs, Earl has often mentioned different reasons for marrying Fran. Here is a list of some of the reasons: In Hurling Day, Earl told Fran that he married her so that he can hurl her mother over a tar pit. In How to Pick up Girls, Earl told Robbie that he married Fran just because...

Here is the final chapter in my Muppet Show Yearbook series of fan fics. (the show opens with a shot of a book, featuring "The Muppet Show Yearbook: 1980-1981" on the cover. Scene dissolves to a shot of Kermit, Miss Piggy, Fozzie, Lew Zeland, Rizzo, Gonzo, and Scooter sitting around a table...

Here is another yearbook installment. (The openign sequence, a book cover with the title, is shown, followed by a shot of Kermit, Sam, Bunsen, Beaker, and Lew zeland in a meeting room) Kermit: Well, the time has come for another Muppet Show yearbook. Bunsen: Oh, yes, lots of memories...

Here is another installment of "The Muppet Show Yearbook". (The title appears on the cover of a book shown, and then the scene fades to the office where the yearbook is being worked on. Kermit, Miss Piggy, Robin, Scooter, Annie Sue Pig, Beauregard, and Gladys are in the office) Kermit...

This is a sequel to my recent fan fiction, The Muppet Show Yearbook 1977-1978. It takes place right after the second season. (the title sequence appears, in which a shot of a book with the title "The Muppet Show Yearbook 1977-1978" appears on-screen. The scene then fades to a shot of an...

Has anybody ever noticed that while Kermit and Grover were a regular duo, they hardly ever sang any songs togetehr? I know that they performed a number together on The Ed Sullivan Show, but besides that, it seems like they never sang togetehr on Sesame Street. Has anybody else ever foudn...

(An animated record with the title "More Monster Hits!" appears on-screen, and Grover can be hear dsaying "More Monster Hits!" The scene then fades to black, and then fades to Grover and Elmo in a radio station booth) Grover: Hello, there, welcome to The Monster radio Station, where we play...

Here is a compilation script that takes place right after the first season of The Muppet Show. (A book, reading "The Muppet Show Yearbook 1976-1977" appears on-screen. The yearbook opens, showing a picture that the camera zooms into, which transists into ana ctual scene. This scene takes...

Herbert Birdsfoot: Hello, Herbert Birdsfoot here, and today I am going to talk about making loud noises wihtout talking. There are many ways to be loud wihtout talking. But instead of me listing the examples, let's just show you some. (Walks to a Honker) Can you make a noise wihtout talking...

I have been wondering something about the Two-headed Monster. I know that one performer performs the right head, and another performs the left head, but for the performer that performs the right head, how is the right hand operated? Does the performer of the right half perform the head with his...

I was at a store today and saw a new DVD called "Guess That Shape and Color". I had read about this several months ago, on the first Muppet Newsflash Forum (though I think it had a different title listed). I didn't buy this DVD, but looking at the packaging and reading the description, it looks...

Biff: Hi, there. It's us, your old pals Biff and Sully. (Sully waves his hand) Biff: Today, we are going to talk to you about jokes. (Sully enthustiastically nods his head in agreement) Biff: Jokes are funny things thta people tell, often as a straightforward question with a...