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Dontcha just *loooooove* corporate greed?

Maybe I should've said he eats like a pig instead. My mom actually said he thinks he's a dog, too, because he will wolf down his own food, try to eat his "sister's" food, and then, he'll get up on your lap and lick your face (and yesterday, he sniffed at his sister's rear end. Can cats have...

Constantly tripping over one of my mom's kittens when trying to feed him, because he gets underfoot so fast, I can't see him! Not to mention, he's a little pig!

I forgot to mention, physically I'm 35. Mentally, I'm only three and a half years old.

Well, I won't hold it against him. Sorry, but I really hate South Park. I'm not too crazy about Family Guy, either. When it comes to adult humor, I prefer it when it's subtle, such as The Muppets, and Rocky and Bullwinkle. Matter of fact, when I saw reruns of R&B as a kid, a lot of stuff went...

I know it's not me. I'm 35.

"Oooohh! Shanaenae!" (I have no idea how that's spelled, but I love the line)

But the assignment was to ask three people these questions. EDIT: Sorry, I goofed in the explanation. The assignment is to interview three people and ask them these questions, and share their responses with the rest of the class. I usually *do* use Google when I need homework help, but I don't...

Classes started up again at UMUC (University of Maryland University College), and the idiot that I am didn't check the discussion questions until today, and they are due tonight (Thursday) at 11:59pm. PANIC! Anyway, part of this week's assignment is to talk to three people and ask them these...

Why are cats and kittens so cute?

My parents are out of town for the weekend (going to San Francisco for a 50th anniversary of the Summer of Love tour), and I'm moving back home to baby-sit their kittens!

I have to say, it wasn't Disney's most professional move, since they (apparently) did it over the phone. When I was laid off, my supervisor came up to my cubicle, asked me if she could see me for a minute, took me out into the hallway out of earshot from everybody else, and gave me the bad news...

I'd like to ask Kermit why he decided to put on all those Muppet Shows, and if they revived it, if I could be a guest, and if I could work with Gaffer. I'd also ask how Gaffer got the eyepatch.

I'm 35 and I don't know how to drive.

That's for sure!

Q: If Mississippi wore Missouri's New Jersey, what would Delaware? A: Alaska

Watching this.

My cat being cute. 'Nuff said.

Glad I went last December so I was able to see this stuff then.

Let's see here . . . . MUPPETS: KermitxPiggy GonzoxCamilla FloydxJanice FRAGGLE ROCK: GoboxRed WembleyxLou DISNEY: MickeyxMinnie DonaldxDaisy