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-------------------- Okay, I have scoured all of the major chains (Tarjay, Mallwart, etc etc) in this town and...although Disney is well represented in the kiddie Valentines with Mickey, Cars, Toy Story, and others...nowhere could I find a single Valentine-themed Muppet anywhere! Not even cards...

http://newsiefan.deviantart.com/art/Newsie-s-birthday-280173652 :news: Here is a Muppet News Flash! January the 19th, the birthday of the Muppet Newsman, is being celebrated today! Uh...er...it is? It is! *blushing* Uh...thanks for the cake! Er...the Swedish Chef also has a special date today...

-------------------------- Found this on amazon today: http://www.amazon.com/Tales-Sixth-Grade-Muppet-Book-Clowns/dp/0316183148/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1326418962&sr=8-1 A sequel! I thought so, the first one ended rather unexpectedly, though not poorly. Aimed at the younger set, of course, but...

---------------------- :news: Here is a Muppet News Flash! Reports of thousands of action figures suddenly animating and taking over the government buildings in San Juan, P.R. have shocked the news world! Although many experts scoff at the incredible details only now emerging from that island...

Yeah, I know, I know, most of you have seen this a while back; so've I. BUT tis the season to get out the bells and meep your heart out! For anyone whose screen looks blank: http://www.youtube.com/user/muppetsstudio?blend=1&ob=4#p/c/6DA21FA8B2B5C671/9/ysIzPF3BfpQ

:news: Here is a Muppet News Flash! Today is Effie's (ilovemusic's) birthday! Here to say a few words is our own Zoot, of the Electric Mayhem, Effie's mentor! :cool: .... :news: Psst...Zoot! That's your cue! :cool: Uh...right on! Yeah, like the Newsdude was sayin'... uhhhmm.... Oh -- oh...

(NOTE: This one-shot fic has been edited for content and to run in the post size allowed. Rated MC-MA: suggestive scenarios and gratuitous snugglebunnies. Parental supervision suggested for Muppets under the age of 45.) Gina turned the space heater up another notch. “Brrr!” Newsie nodded...

------------------------ Last night, although the entire song of "Man or Muppet" had me laughing (especially the cameo for Walter as a man), the song stuck in my head and I've been pondering it since, even in my sleep. Walter is of course Us, and beautifully done; I'm betting, given what little...

----------------------------- “Bringing you the truth in a world gone Max.” Does anyone else here recall that tagline? It’s on a magazine ad I still have, for the long-gone show Max Headroom. And while most people who recall the show at all only remember the wisecracking, Pepsi-hawking...

------------------------------- :news: Here is a Muppet News Flash! Usage of so-called "medical catnip" has been on the rise recently among MC members, sources claim. This reporter interviewed one such alleged user, who insists on being referred to only as "Kathy," last night. When asked if...

---------------------- Newsflash...I've just learned that Steve Jobs is deceased. Holy cow...that was fast. I figured his health was failing when he resigned, but man... I'm a little surprised. Whether you love Apple or not, the man was a genius. Thanks for making computing good for us...

...or Rosh Hashanah, for anyone here who observes it. L'Shana Tova! :) --------------------------------

(because I've been dying to write something for Halloween!) ------------------------ Gonzo poked a fork unenthusiastically at his sardine oatmeal. He sighed, and forced himself to start eating. Ever since his chickie-love had moved out, though, breakfast just didn’t have the same energy, the...

---------------------------- ...because I have looked all over town and NO ONE seems to be carrying them. Not B&N (they don't even know "Tales of a 6th Grade Muppet" exists), not Toys'R'Us, not Target or Mall-Wart. Yeah, I can buy online, but I really like to thumb through a book first and make...

:news: HERE IS A MUPPET NEWS FLASH! "And a Frog Shall Lead Them," a new article in the New York Times, details a new exhibit about Jim Henson opening in Queens, NY at the Museum of the Moving Image. Decent pics with it, too...

I'm sure everyone by now has heard about the tragedy in Norway this past weekend, so a News Flash would be redundant. However, I was so shocked when I saw it on CNN ("mass murder? NORWAY? THOSE words don't go together!") that I wanted to offer a comment. Don't know if we have any fans here from...

------------------------------------------------ Here are your Muppet News headlines for tonight! ...Prominent Republicans promise that tax breaks for the wealthiest Americans and corporations will benefit the entire economy and trickle down to the unemployed! And a spokesman for Exxon says the...

AUTHOR'S DISCLAIMER: Due to my work schedule, I will NOT be posting on this everyday, as has been my previous pattern. I will endeavor to post new chapters as fast as I can write them AND get to the library, which currently is my only online access. So, anyone who does follow this, please bear...

No one else seems to have posted this yet... Can't believe I'm the only Newshour junkie here! I thought this was very cute: http://www.pbs.org/newshour/bb/business/jan-june11/makingsense_06-03.html

AUTHOR'S PREFACE: I wrote this last night strictly to try and cheer up an MC member who's been under the weather...no other reason. Any errors in canon are unintentional and should be overlooked. : >)