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MONSTERPIECE THEATER "Passion of the Crust" Fade into Alistair Cookie's library, then time he has a wine glass full of milk. COOKIE MONSTER: Mmm... (Drinks milk) Hello there, Alistair Cookie here, welcoming you to Monsterpiece Theater, tonight me pleased to bring you... bring you very...

Our story opens today in the beautiful beachside city of Destin, Florida, where inside a room in the Pelican Beach Resort a greasy wimpy looking character was sitting at a desk on the phone. GREASY GUY: (On the phone) Yes, that’s right, Utica, New York, the reservations are for an “MrsPepper...

MONSTERPIECE THEATER "Young Frankenstein" Fade into Alistair Cookie's library, where he fiddling around with his pipe. COOKIE MONSTER: You know, me wonder why me forced to drop pipe when me never actually smoked it before... (Hears whispering off stage) Hmm? (Whispering continues). Oh...

MONSTERPIECE THEATER "Brokeback Mounties" Fade into Alistair Cookie's library. COOKIE MONSTER: Ah good eve-a-ning, and welcome again to Monsterpiece Theater. If you forgot, me your host Alistair Cookie. Tonight, me happy to bring you that very emotional, very controversial, and very sad...

I'm sure Daniel will find this subject interesting... Well, like other shows before it, the classic sitcom I Dream of Jeannie is going to be remade into a movie next year, and guess who's being considered for the role of Jeannie? Lindsay Lohan! If you ask me, Lohan is a terrible choice for...

Previously on T*K*O... MRSPEPPER: (Gulps) D’Snowth, by order of Number One of the 001st T*K*O, you’re fired. D’SNOWTH: Oh yeah, well we’ll just see about that. D’SNOWTH: (On the phone) Yeah hello? Number One? This is FORMER CFO of the 3976th 1/2 T*K*O, D’Snowth. What’s this I hear about...

And to avoid having to repeat myself over and over again... The episodes this season are being aired in PRODUCTION ORDER for a change: a lot of times certain episodes are produced before others thus producing the episodes out of order, but this is done because the result of certain episodes...

For those of you who don't know, I'm a big fan of the classic I Dream of Jeannie (and here they are getting ready to ruin it with a movie remake next year with Lindsay Lohan), so whenever I see Bill Daily (or hear his name for that matter) I naturally think "Major Roger Healy"; well anyway I've...

Previously on T*K*O... MRSPEPPER: Well first of all, I must ask everyone this: would you all miss D’Snowth if he were gone? TOGETHERAGAIN: This just doesn’t seem fair. MRSPEPPER: Yes, I know...that’s why I’ve come to this little decision: now Wednesday, sadly, is the last time any of us...

Our story opens today inside the conference room of the 3976th 1/2 T*K*O, where the president, MrsPepper was holding a special meeting. MRSPEPPER: ...Okay, now that D’Snowth is gone, it’s time to go over the promotion list... Just then, a mysterious stranger with an Australian accent...

We open on a sunny day at the beach; people were having a good time on the beach that day, but were focused on one solitary figure lying on lawn chair under an umbrella. Suddenly, the figures cell phone rang, so he answered it. VOICE: (Answers cell phone) Yo! Oh hi MrsPepper, how’s it going...

NARRATOR: (Over the PA system) In a world where thread killers kill threads, a special week unfolds; starting January 21st, catch all new episodes of T*K*O all week long with fun surprises in store and chances to enter to win great T*K*O prizes. No purchase necessary see in store for details...

I don't know what happened, but this forum has been doing an awful lot of crashing lately: every other link I click (be it a member's profile, a new thread, the member list, the user control panel, et cetera), it won't even take time to load, it goes straight to that "this page cannot be...

Why is everybody pronouncing this word as "assoSHEEates" now?

In August of last year, I had officially retired of doing comic strips because I was experiencing burn-out and I wanted to take myself back and re-emerse myself in my puppetry, and I've been a lot less depressed since then. HOWEVER today an idea came to my mind for a comic strip, so I went...

What is it about certain people that just make them real jerks by nature? Always thinking the world revolves around them, always thinking everything they do or say is right and everything and everyone else is wrong, never having a nice thing to say about anyone, always wanting to give people a...

For as long as I can remember, the past tense of the word "cancel" was spelled as follows: "cancelled". Everybody I know (in real life) spells it that way, not to mention that's the way I was taught it was spelled, but now all of the sudden one of the 'L's have been dropped and now everyone is...

Sorry, couldn't find the original thread I have to admit, the sequel did turn out better than I originally expected, but it can't quite measure up to the original and I have two reasons why I think this... 1. It appears to me that character design, mostly for minor background characters...

This here thread is a dedication to "the great white north" that is Canada, and the wonderful people there like MrsPepper, superfan, Buck-Beaver, Faylo, and a few others who are known as Canadians (or Canucks for short), not to mention that fact that I should be a Canadian since I'm such a...

We at the 3976th 1/2 T*K*O (oh yeah, and the rest of MC) miss you, wish for you to come home, and wish you a happy birthday! *And I've got twenty bucks that says this thread will have over five pages by later this Sunday morning (EST of course)* *P.S. and if I lose, I'll write an I.O.U...