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It is if you truly believe that a woman from a Muppet production is attractive to you.

Dang it!! I only read the prologue... Anyhow, I don't like the first chapter.

So, do I. Well, however, you've been on here a couple of months before me. If you want to see the old days in action, you can always search the forums for them.

That's pretty much exactly how I feel. Whenever I look back to the early days of this forum, basically everybody was free to look down at their feelings and opinions, and no one would judge them by that. Now, many people ( including me, but I've stopped it) are only doing that, and it doesn't...

Just a further reminder: We are discussing the Blue Sky prologue, not the first chapter. ( I think :o)

Joseph: Well, what do you mean, Annie Sue?

Miss Piggy: ( watching the show backstage) UGH!!! THAT TEARS IT! I'M GOING TO GO OUT ON THE STAGE, AND GIVE ANNIE SUE A PIECE OF MY MIND!!!!

Audience: Hey! Didn't it say on the program that Joseph was singing with Piggy?

Joseph: WHA????

Joseph Gordon-Levitt: Now, Kermit, I don't think this plan will work. The audience knows the difference between Piggy and Annie Sue.

Annie Sue: Yes, Kermit?

Joseph Gordon-Levitt: It's all over the place!

Joseph Gordon-Levitt: Yep, about that. The press said that Miss Piggy can be bossy a lot on the set. Fleet Scribbler, the best publicist in the world said that. Can I do a number with someone else?

Joseph Gordon-Levitt: Hey, Kermit!

Sweetums: I'm afraid The Mutations did!

Beauregard: Whoa! That's some amazing technology you've got there!

Beauregard: Umm... which side is the left?

Beauregard: Which button is the one that raises the curtain?

Beauregard: Should I close the curtain, Kermit?

Sweetums: Hey, Thog! The Mutations! Let's go try to get Crazy Harry! Thog: Wow! ( ears go up) I've never been in a crime scene before!! Mutations: Me, neither! Sweetums: Well, that's because you're not as popular as me...