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And at our rallies we can play George Clinton-P/Funk’s “One Nation Under A Groove”!

I’ll tell you what. I’ll run for president if you’ll be my running mate. We’ll run on a musical ticket. Make America Sing Again.

Shut up and sling your hash!

Now we got through April Fool’s Day we can have some mayhem of the Electric kind. I’ll even put down my bass and be a roadie if I have to.

When you get there, send a pecan log up North. They’re scarce in these here parts.

Two things that have happened in recent years: 1) Generally people have become more easily offended, and along the same lines people can take themselves far too seriously. Even in times like this people can’t loosen up. 2) Matt Groening once said, the reason the Simpsons keep going, he keeps...

Keep any good news coming.

I know people can’t wait for March to be over. April doesn’t promise to be much better. Our church had to cancel Easter, and my birthday will be very quiet. At least February I was able to throw a good bash for my wife’s 50th. Any later I would’ve had to pull the plug. But if youany good memes...

Fishy!!! That’s a good one!😄😄😄 And yes, if it’s not prescribed or administered by a doctor, if you have such misgivings about Trump, why would you consider this sound advice? Hydroxyl chloroquine. The same letters in the name Clorox. Feel lucky to try that? Once you get past the smell it...

This is where Natural Selection comes in. Survival of the fittest. At this point, why anyone will take some chemical 1) That has not been FDA approved 2) You don’t know what the side effects will be 3) Trump said could be a POSSIBLE solution, but we’re still a long way from it reached critical...

Chefs can be temperamental. It doesn’t take much for Robert Irvine to blow a gasket. I worked in a kitchen for ten years. When I saw how dirty some places were, I thought, how can they stay in business so long without the Board of Health shutting them down? Kitchens have to be cleaned EVERY DAY...

The reason Reese’s Pieces got so big in the first place was due to product placement. I was around when Reese’s Pieces came out. Steven Speilberg wanted to use a candy is his upcoming movie E.T. Originally he asked M&M’s but they turned him down. Reese’s jumped at the chance. At the time E.T...

Are zombies allowed outside?

That’s too kind of you.😋

I’m old enough to run for President, but I’ll settle for Miss Congeniality. DC is a nice place to live, but if I had my way, I’d live right across the river in Crystal City, Virginia.

For now, yes. But not forever.

No magic ruined. Remy from Ratatouille might eat them (or cook them). But not Mickey. Wouldn’t be good for business!

When Disneyland opened back in 1955, the original character costumes were...creepy. Okay, ugly. Kinda like the original Big Bird. Donald’s design has gotten better. But in person, he’s unbelievably short. Inside they must have a fidget!

Climate change (called Global Warming in my college days. In 1987, it was right up there with abortion. Nothing changed). was always the hot topic. But even back then, the biggest culprit was China. But for 33 years, nothing was done to penalize them.

If I hadn’t posted this yet, this is for you @Old Thunder. The lyrics are just as relevant today as 1973. Frank Zappa- I’m the Slime I am gross and perverted I’m obsessed and deranged I’ve existed for years, but Very little has changed I’m a tool of the government And industry too For I am...