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I also felt bad for whoever had to clean up. #4 and #8 were especially messy.

I was thinking about the Sesame Street Baker films. They were a constant staple growing up. In the first season, you might see them two or three times an episode. When I was little, I knew of the Muppets, but very little about Jim Henson. It wasn’t until much later I found out these were his...

Here’s where New York can get bit. Fauci seems to be recommending the Moderna vaccine as an effective treatment. But Governor Cuomo still won’t accept the vaccine for his state (even with Fauci’s recommendation) if Trump is still in office. Cuomo would still favor politics over the well-being...

Getting Christmas put up. Got some outdoor lights (nowhere near as much as Clark Griswald in Christmas Vacation). They’re solar powered so I don’t have extension cords everywhere. This year when the tree goes up, I’m putting garland on it. Last year was the first time I ever put tinsel on. It...

I’ll agree with you on that. My mom and sister live in Nashville, and they tell me if people not wearing masks, and the senior home where my mom lives has been locked down for the past three weeks. Thank God my mom tested negative. A few people tested positive, but nobody died. My sister, being...

Although they say Play-Doh is non-toxic. Smelled okay, but it wasn’t appealing enough for me to taste it. Real clay, however, has traces of lead in it, and definitely not edible. Leave that to the professional potters.

Even back in my prehistoric times, Play-Doh smelled good. Not enough to want to eat it. Scented markers, on the other hand... wow! I still remember the contact high they gave me way back in first grade. Purple/grape Red/cherry Green/lime Brown/root beer Black/licorice Yellow/lemon and...

Snowthy says Fauci, being the expert, should be listened to. Do you know who’s not listening to him? Quite a few notable governors. Fauci feels schools should be opened, grade- school kids are not the susceptible spreaders of the virus. Yet schools are closed in California, New York, and New...

Spoiler: for the uninitiated, Corona and Lime is a bottle of beer with a lime wedge you squeeze through the top. Very big in the 90s. Just a joke to lighten up the mood around here.

Over the weekend a man tested positive and got bit by a tick. Now he has Corona and Lime.🥶🥶🥶

Relationships take time. One thing that definitely works even better than saying “I like you” is “I like this about you”. Believe it or not, even though people crave to hear “I like you”, some interpret that as “Wait. Somebody wants something more than I can give”. Or “They are ready to take a...

It was disturbing. This man was old enough to be my dad. And I’m glad (for once) I kept my mouth shut in the library. When he started showing up at Subway, it made me wonder, he’s not stalking me, is he? The girl next door was concerned too. Next door was a nail salon, and what’s an old man...

It warms my heart to see so many of you shared what you’re thankful for. Keep a little of that with you every day, everywhere you go. And it will help make the hard times a little easier. Thank you all👍👍👍

Maybe it’s to make it look neat, who knows. I have been lucky enough to get a few Sesame books signed, and those end pages came in handy.

I might have told this story before. 15 years ago I used to rush to the library between jobs to check my mailbox. Back then the library only had two computers. More often than not, there would be this other guy on the computer next to me ( literally a foot away). I’d be concentrating because my...

You might think my hat is funny, but I don’t. I’m The Grand Wazoo Keeper of the mystic scrolls And rolls of parchment from the lodge. And I’m a veteran. Every day on coffee break at the hardware store I tell Fred What to expect because We play pranks during the initiation. I’m the Grand Wazoo...

All along, wearing masks and socially distancing was the best we can do to stem the virus. I know there have been areas that ignored that and saw cases spike. But just as appalling were the mayors and governors who instilled lockdown policies with draconian consequences, which were impossible to...

I know restaurants are open today (except around here), but I’m surprised Golden Corral or any other buffet restaurant would be in business. Unless they rearrange the buffet tables so people minimize exposure to the food. Make it more like a cafeteria.

What I wouldn’t give to be able to beam you over here to help me eat all this food I cooked. But even more than the food, I’ thankful you’re doing better, and you’re back here. I really felt your absence.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone. I know this won’t be a normal Thanksgiving for many. But I encourage everyone to find something to be thankful for. If you have your health, if you have food, if you have a roof over your head, you’re blessed. It’s not about the specials (or lack of them), the...