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  1. The Count

    Fic: Muppets from Earth

    Well... He could have his boss put the bill, then try to get past the ticket-takers and ushers by donning a disguise and staying towards the very back Standing Room area of the seats. But that's just a suggestion of what he's done to infiltrate the Muppets' shows over at Vegas in KG. Here...
  2. The Count

    Fic: Muppets from Earth

    Yaey for updates. "cooter" informed them of the court's decision? *Loves the idea of having Gonzo and Camilla wed at the theater. Seems like Stephanie made her peace with the wedding couple after trying to come on to the groom-to-be. Thanks for another good chapter.
  3. The Count

    Hensonville City 2010

    *Grabs a milkshake, paying for it. Mmm, ice cream goodness. *Needs just a small shred of inspiration for one more monster to add. *Notices people starting to leave. O-O. Er, Count, could you please... Count: Already taken care of. *Pushes button on a remote, summoning the Countmobile to...
  4. The Count

    Hensonville City 2010

    Aw, I missed out on T's appearance. We'll have to get her something for tomorrow. Count: That's 3 MC friends' birthdays in a row! Yeah... Did we send Austin and Kyle their presents? UD: A bat dropped off the Super Mario game at Kyle's apartment. Count: And another just returned from...
  5. The Count

    Hensonville City 2010

    Glad I made you smile Kells. *Count snaps fingers, listening to the hep music they've got at the deli.
  6. The Count

    Hensonville City 2010

    You know... When I think of that Pirahna movie, I keep cracking up, wanting/wondering if someone will sneak into the theater and do what Lew did during Scooter's postcard scene in TMTM. Toss boomerang fish at the movie screen so the people start screaming thinking they're being attacked for...
  7. The Count

    Hensonville City 2010

    *Guy behind the counter: Yesir, coming right up. Okay miss, your order's on its way. *After a while we get our food, both Kelly's and what the spooks wanted. Food's here! *Puts stuff on the table. *Dunks our own fries into the cup of Diablo sauce.
  8. The Count

    Hensonville City 2010

    *Walks up to the counter and orders our usuals, 40-Clove Chicken or Count, Monster Mash Meatloaf with spiderleg fries for UD, and Bloody Stake for me with sodas of corpse. *Turns to Ailie and Kelly: You goyles want anything?
  9. The Count

    Hensonville City 2010

    *Uncle D fills up a cup with water from an Aquavita spell, hands it to Kelly. Drink as much as you want, it'll keep filling, it'sa trick we use for Ed when we go out to some eatery. Me, getting caught up with the screaming: AAAAAAAH! Out the window with the ugly one! J/K
  10. The Count

    Hensonville City 2010

    Aw, look at the pretty Kelly. Flinging herself to grab a cab Gonzo-style. *Uses teleporter spell to bring her into the deli with us. :batty: plays violin with a rockin' vibrato, sounds like the intro to the Tri-Lambda/Omega Mu stage show from Revenge of the Nerds 1.
  11. The Count

    The Digit Code (a Flick Fic)

    Dunno... Maybe as a cameo at MuppetCentral? Unless you're gonna have Vicki there already. Maybe in some future scene where Robin and Sir David have to follow a clue into or near a Fragglehole opening?
  12. The Count

    The Digit Code (a Flick Fic)

    Yeah, too much of that and your head'll explode like Tom Servo's did when impersonating Hercule Poirot at the end of Tormented when he was fed with too many unanswerable questions about who he thought the killer was. As for female relatives... You could've cast your new favorite character...
  13. The Count

    The Digit Code (a Flick Fic)

    *Applauds wildly for the scenes just played before us. If Beaker used the fire-maker for making firewalls, then he's been hanging out with the others too long. Great shpiel Waldo delivered, it makes you smile. But what's with this evil Monitor? Who knows what's being planned? Only the...
  14. The Count

    The Muppet Mindset

    And yet, the ironic thing is that both Gonk and Bug are names of obscure characters from Sesame Street. So you get extra :) points.
  15. The Count

    Hensonville City 2010

    *Slices through some Hun-buns while in the dream. *Zonks out for da night, gotta get up early tomorrow, another long day at offices. :sleep:
  16. The Count

    Hensonville City 2010

    *Ish passed out on the couch, already on the boat with Gaga drinking iced tea pink lemonades out of filled fishes. Man, I be in some trippy dream.
  17. The Count

    Hensonville City 2010

    Who cares about medication? *Staring at ceiling... *Deposits dime and sees Kenkakee and Parie and Lady Gaga crossing the Delaware which aren't rully there. :crazy:
  18. The Count

    Hensonville City 2010

    Hmm... You do know Wee Willie was a ghost who had to make sure all the kiddies were in bed by their bedtime before his own hexpired. *Claps at the randomness provided by whichever Spike this one is. Roses are red and violets are blue. But violets aren't blue, they're violet. But nothing...
  19. The Count

    Kermie's Girl (ushy-gushy fanfic)

    Sorry to bump this back up, but... I miss this epic turribly. Ruahnna, if you're out there, please come back and update! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! :batty: :flirt: :cry:
  20. The Count

    Hensonville City 2010

    *Needs inspiration for more monsters/creeps to add. *Hangs out in the common room waiting to watch whatever craziness happens, maybe that'll spark some ideas. *Boober Sigh smilie.
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