Couldn't we just have a RHLC-SWAEHB bakeoff instead? (Yeah, sure, I'm one to speak, what with the Jill the Ripper act...whoa, wait, I don't know who she is...)
(takes out handheld Dust Buster and vacuums up the crumbs that Beau left on the rug, but doesn't follow them out the door, then takes...