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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    No, not yet...but I saved you a slice, heralde...and it's got part of the 'R' on it. (hands heralde a slice of cake and a scoop of sorbet) Nora, you want to run a couple of slices off to Ed and the Count? And hurry, because Richard's going back for seconds. Nora: Will do! (quickly removes two...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    (party has shifted to common room) All: (singing) Happy birthday to you... Don (Sahlin, not Music): These dorms are a zoo... Storyteller: You look like a Muppet... All: Happy birthday...to...you... Jim: Let's now have a toast. Christine: Just one? Jim: Well, maybe a little more than that...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Nora: Wow, Ed, you look awful. Erin: We'll save you some cake, don't worry. Storyteller: Goodness, he looks like a ghost...no offense! Richard: None taken. (radio starts playing "I'm Looking Through You" (another explosion out in the courtyard, followed by some shrieking fireworks) Erin...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Nora: Is it time for the cake yet? Erin: Well, people are still eating, but we can get the cakes and sorbet anyway. (in room 7) Storyteller: All right, Nora, you take one medium cake and the sorbet, I'll take two mediums and Erin will take the center cake. Erin: Since it's so warm out, we'll...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    (outside) Richard: So Claudia's back in Beaker's good graces...that's good to hear. Erin: (starting to sit down in a deck chair) Everything going okay, Richard? Richard: Fine, just fine...uh, don't sit there; Don (Sahlin) just stuck a few firecrackers under the cushions. Erin: (jumps to feet)...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Nora: So what was the other gift? Erin: (scanning skies with binoculars) It was a scroll-type drawing of Richard and all the characters he played - it's going on display in the RHLC HQ after the party. Nora: What's with the binoculars? Erin: I'm scanning for arriving guests - and one ghost of...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Erin: Or maybe the foolishness really started when Jim and the gang got together for the first time. Nora: Erin? We've got presents for everyone except... Erin: No, he's covered...I've gotten permission from Ed to plant a peony garden out by the performance stage, so that's one of them. I'll...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Erin: Hi, heralde, how's it going? (pause) Bunsen, don't even think about testing your latest devices on the party guests. That's an order! Storyteller: So what time does this foolishness start? Erin: (snort) I'd say it's already started. (pause) Let's get the food out to the buffet tables...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Nora: So what's the plan, Jan? Erin: Hmm...I think the party's going to be out in the courtyard, plenty of room for people to goof off and have fun. Storyteller: What are we going to do for the main course? Erin: Since we've got such a decadent set of cakes, I'd say let's go for some salads...
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    The RHLC!

    That's kind of the way I learned - first the hunt-and-peck, and then holding your fingers over the home rows. I've been told that I'm a very noisy typist; Mom says she can hear me hammering away at my computer keyboard from all the way across the house. And wait a moment - it appears, at...
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    The RHLC!

    Clearly first season, yes. Thankfully, the gofer soon graduated to the ranks of invaluable performer and assistant.
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    (Erin enters with a vase and a pair of scissors) Erin: Let's see...R is for the rip-roaring laughs you gave us, I is for the insane antics you created...C is for the cackles we kept hearing from the trenches...um, H is for Henry, the middle name your parents gave you... (clips a large bunch...
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    Happy Birthday, Richard Hunt

    Many Muppets, many voices, many personas...and one excellent Muppeteer to play them all. Happy birthday, Richard, and God bless and keep you. ;) :eek: :boo:
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    (in the now completely cake-scented kitchen of room 7) Nora: Woof...four cakes, at three layers apiece...I can't believe it. Erin: Believe it, and pass me the bowl of orange sauce while you're at it. (starts to set up bottom layers on cake plates, spreading a generous bit of sauce on top)...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    (whir of mixer in room 7's kitchen) Erin: Nora, pass me the flour mixture, would you? Nora: Coming over! (hands over large bowl of flour, baking powder and salt) Erin: Thank you kindly. (starts to pour it into the cake batter) Storyteller, would you start softening a few more sticks of...
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    The RHLC!

    Eat that apple, heralde, because tomorrow, I am going to offer an orange triple-layer cake (with orange-pineapple sauce between the layers) with chocolate glaze. (pause) Now there's a diet ruiner if I ever saw one. (up in heaven) Richard: Come on, diets were meant to be broken. (down...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Nora: (listening to dialogue between Adam, Boppity and Gloat) Hanging a man from a fountain...if that keeps up they're going to have their pictures on the wall at the post office. Erin: All right...I think this is the one I'll make. (closes cookbook) Nora: What, you mean the cake for...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Storyteller: Ick...now what silly creature came up with the practice of rinsing mouths out with soap, as punishment for using bad words? Erin: (looks up from cookbook) Yeah, and Claudia would have to say a lot worse than "meep" for her to be cursing. Storyteller: Mm, yes...(grabs a bottle of...
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    Spielberg and Jackson team for Tintin

    Yeah, that was me. I thought Colin O'Meara did pretty well as Tintin. And from the sounds of it, in addition to voice work, he's also done extensive theater work in Canada and the UK, including a stint at the Globe Theatre. Hmm, okay, now that you mention it, Lloyd might sound a tad weird as...
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    Favorite character

    TMS: Scooter FR: Wembley and Junior Gorg
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