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  1. The Count

    Hensonville City 2011

    Hmm, dunno... Just keep yourself busy on your own for a while, then come back after you've gotten some of this nastiness out of your system? Then again, you could always just tap... Tap your troubles away. *Will be leaving later tonight for a get-together with my friend in front of a...
  2. The Count

    April Fools: Muppets....I dunno.... something about a duck?

    Apparently not, if we're going to get grumblings over the long-held practice of appropriately retitling obvious joke threads given today's date. :attitude:
  3. The Count

    Hensonville City 2011

    *Is surprised any nuts survived Kathy's chopping. Erm, maybe you could listen to some MCR to calm down. *Goes through the various threads, retitling the blatent April Fools messages. At least Toughbears' are cleverer. :p
  4. The Count

    Hensonville City 2011

    UD: So how's the wizard business going? Pfffft, you know, making potions, casting spells, the usual. UD: That well? If I catch that Wormtail, let's just say he'll need more than a silver hand to replace his original fleshly right hand this time around.
  5. The Count

    Hensonville City 2011

    Uncle D: Mmm, sweet nightmares. Birds croaking like frogs, mink coats coming to life, and Tully in terror of disembodied hand wielding a fencing sword. How defrightful.
  6. The Count

    Hensonville City 2011

    We find your lack of faith in the Mayhem most disturbing. *Sith dark saber flickers on. *Wizard voice: Price Reduce! Reduce! *Goes down to get something from the quesadilla shack.
  7. The Count

    Muppet Madness 2012 Tournament!

    A message to all: Walters and Kermits and whatever else you call yourselves as Muppet fans, The Muppets need your help! As posted in the Muppet Mindset's latest article, we're down to the championship round. Yes, the Muppet Madness Tournament is in the championship match of The Atlantic's...
  8. The Count

    TV Alert: Miss Piggy on Fashon Police March 30

    Meh, it's what's become E!'s style, gossipy and edging on that risque-factor. At least this was slightly better than her appearance on the Chelsey Handler show from back in November 2011. Though it made :boo: and :sleep: on The Soup all the greater because the hecklers are better suited for...
  9. The Count

    TV Alert: Miss Piggy on Fashon Police March 30

    Yeah, well that's the only reason to watch the show... Joan's oneliner zingers. Glad that this appearance continues the long proud tradition of Muppets showing up on Joan Rivers's fashion review programs on E! *Remembers the 1995 Oscar fashion review where :grouchy: appeared at the very end...
  10. The Count

    Uncredited Performances

    A fun opening salvo, I'm laughing at all the little bits included left and right and center. Someone respectable said Newsie's sportscoats look good on him? Goes to show the old proverb my mom quotes, opinions are like noses or bellybuttons, everybody has one. Thanks for posting this, hope to...
  11. The Count

    TV Alert: Miss Piggy on Fashon Police March 30

    It's not just that you may have missed certain pieces of dialogue or banter between the duo, it's that your entire post seems like a hastily pasted-together jumble. Which is why I'm encouraging you to read it again so you can still edit the post in order to have it sound more coherent. Hope...
  12. The Count

    TV Alert: Miss Piggy on Fashon Police March 30

    Erm, Warldorf, you might want to reread your post while trying to fix all the errors contained therein. Another good couple of lines... Joan: Do you live in a house of straw? Or wood? Or bricks? Piggy: You need to graduate to adult books dearie.
  13. The Count

    TV Alert: Miss Piggy on Fashon Police March 30

    Saw the appearance, had me laughing with all the catty back and forth between :mad: and Joan. And yes, her scenes did get deleted because Joan's part as Eileen got cut when TMTM aired on The Hub, dunno why though.
  14. The Count

    Hensonville City 2011

    UD: Huh? The pool's always open, you just have to ask Beth and/or Red for a key. Mwahahahahaha! *Feels so accomplished today. Got the roster list up to 960, managing to have the totals of Muppet to non-Muppet haunters balance out again. Even got to keep Rhonda's designation intact. My...
  15. The Count

    Half of the Stairs are Missing

    :insatiable: Then you want chocolate goo instead? Good to know the closing number's coming up. Now post before we bring out the :zany: cannons and blast away!
  16. The Count

    Fraggle Fic: A Spicy Story

    *Chuckles. That, was throroughly enjoyable. Nice little references to Boober Gorg thrown in for good measure. I kind of expect Ma to sing Good Time Goomba Soup, I've associated that song with momly cooking (and a particular garbanzo potage that's a signature dish of my own mom's). Also...
  17. The Count

    Half of the Stairs are Missing

    What? No big show-stopping closing number? Especially when it's been planned by :o? And when he's pulled out all the stops? :oops: If he pulled out all the stops, what's stopping them? :insatiable: Me no know, me still worried about little froggy. BTW: Here the cake and ice cream for your...
  18. The Count

    Hensonville City 2011

    Oh, Kris is in? Good, maybe she can help with a couple of things. ::batty: Like what? Well, I'd like to know how the 7 of Bats card from that Halloween tarot is depicted. :batty: But didn't ve have the sving band? Yeah, I dropped them in favor of having the Tarnish Brothers as the vampires from...
  19. The Count

    So We'll Go No More A-Roving, for Fear of Furry Monsters

    What a nice distraction to find this today. Naked biting mole rats on sticks = nippersticks, from the Labyrinth right? The bit with the Pesties was funny, especially when they get to grumbling about that place in New York everybody wants to know how to get to. *Hopes nothing happens to those...
  20. The Count

    Muppet Madness 2012 Tournament!

    But you're not voting for NPH instead? Then you're only helping Jim Parsons win. Now go and vote, vote, vote! :news:
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