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    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Wha-huh? Oh, the remote. I thought you said you wanted the goat, and hey, there she is. *Points at Goat. Guess you won't need that remote then. *Rows away in boat across the moat.
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    So We'll Go No More A-Roving, for Fear of Furry Monsters

    To quote Aunt Ru from Pepe's earliest appearance in KG... "Oo Pepe, ju sais to jourself, dis womans, she is more interested in de cocktail than cocktails okay. So ju is having to get jourself out there and mail jourself to da bear. Well, not da bear okay, but da Muppins in Vegas okay, where ju...
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    Hensonville City 2011

    *Triple AAH! It's raining newsmen! *Raises umberella shields deflecting the falling payload.
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    Uncle Deadly's New Girlfriend

    For :news: Bleedman is the creator of a web series titled Grim Adventures From Down Below which combined the animated series The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy with The Nightmare Before Christmas, and a few cameos by characters from Dany Phantom and Powder Puff Girls as the storyline called...
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    Eight Ball Rhumba

    So long as it's Gaga, our sanity shall survive. *Hearing the pilots in Scooter's brain, if it's more Aliens: Game over man! End of the world! Save yourselves! Women and children first, after me! Or if it's more akin to Airplane: Look out, it's gonna crash! *Dives out of the control tower's...
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    So We'll Go No More A-Roving, for Fear of Furry Monsters

    *:insatiable: is patting his stomach after another helping heaping of newsmanfan's fic. Glad that :concern: showed up to talk to Snookie about who his cousin is. *Sniggers at the thought of Rosie having to take off his fur and then velcro it back up. Reminds me of that monster from Doug that...
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    Kermie's Girl (ushy-gushy fanfic)

    :shifty: What, you want it thick enough you can stand a spoon on it? Hush... Enjoy your take-out, things might get worse once you question it. And we know Aunt Ru will make it worse, but make it better later. :flirt:
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    Eight Ball Rhumba

    Yay. Enjoyed the chapter muchly. Especially liked Scooter's quote from the Rainbow Connection. Also thought the depiction of Kermit having to be where he can keep an eye on everybody from his family—whether froggy or Muppetwise—was extremely touching. Thanks. More please?
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    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    VO: Er, the alligator left after Father slammed the manhole cover back on the street sir. Now just move on with the next scene would you Jackie boy.
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    FanFic Library Index

    Hmm, off the top of my head. *Removes books above own head. Maddie/ZootyCutie's fics are kind of EM centric. And there are others scattered throughout the Fanfic forum as well, not compiled here due to their unfinished status. Hope this helps. :wisdom:
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    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    *A shadowy figure looks over a couple of books. :sigh: Time for hexams again. At least we're giving them instead of taking them. Sure glad Headmistress came back, it's always thrilling to read one of her updates. *Fades back to whatever those Moppets are up to in their Glendale greenery.
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    Uncle Deadly's New Girlfriend

    Shouldn't that be "ghoulfriend"? So what hexactly is Colette?
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    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Snowthers? In May? Hmm, odd weather. At least it'll put out Father's tent fire. Though why the tent got fired I'll never know.
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    FanFic Library Index

    Will you update Eight Ball if I give you a Scooby snack?
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    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Passer-by 1: Wrestling match over already? Passer-by 2: Aw man, I had five bucks on the gator. *Both laugh before going off on their way.
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    Tim Burton Fans

    Also off-topic, but since it was brought up earlier in here... Just read that Disney has bought the rights to another Neil Gaiman literary work titled The Graveyard Book and will develop into a stop-motion animated film directed by Henry Selick of Nightmare/Coraline fame.
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    Kermie's Girl (ushy-gushy fanfic)

    Thoughts on Chapter 120: 1 For some reason, when you talk about Piggy helping Leila with the eyeliner so her hazel eyes pop more, I get this mental image of Bernadette Peters' facial form—either Bernadette's human self or the feline features of Rita the Cat, the character she voiced on...
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    Hensonville City 2011

    Squid? No, just octopus. And it was only a few cherries, they probably added those because of the pineapples. :insatiable: *Tunes in to catch an episode of that new sitcom, Monsters from Heck, on MMN. We just love that channel.
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    Hensonville City 2011

    *Returns home. Good to have spent the evening with family for Mom's birthday. :batty: Vhere did you go? Danny's, it's a local pizzeria my second brother frequents. We got the four-slice individual pies. :batty: And yours? Hawaiian-style with the napples made for pies, shrimps, and octopus...
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    Calendar Oneshots: April Showers

    *Maniacal laugh. Actually, her line's that she's not bat, just blooddrawn that way, but I like your interpretation too Kris. If I said who she fancies, well... The hacks will just have to keep guessing won't they. To tell the truth, this was going to be its own April oneshot (mostly preserved...
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