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Go shove it down your funnel.

poor old thunder

Leaving so soon?

Pro-tip: If the joke stops being funny, cast it off and do something else.

@muppetgem @Froggy Fool @LittleJerry92 I actually have a legit song this time. It describes your reign quite well! Budet kom på en kall vinternatt Carolus finns ej mer Hemåt fränder Över fjäll, genom bitande köld går marschen De går med sänkta huvuden Återvänder Död, vänter Armfeldt och män...

Inmitten grün' und klaren, seichten Wogen Unter wiegend' Seegras, im Gesträuch tief verborgen Wo lehmig' Kies, zum Grund des See niedergeht Des im Wasser herrschend' Reich besteht Bedeckt nicht die Zähne, die so grün wie sein Hut Sonst gleicht er den Menschen, auch am Ufer er ruht Wenn er zieht...

Tortuga Bay

grow a bear and you'll look like Mustang Sally

I like how Pig's Laundry genuinely thought he could keep a thread intended for thinking about another who's in a black hole calm with all of us.

preach

yar har you get a beer

Come Catharina and kiss the gold medal, a trophy for the most respected man around! Breathe with me from the opium pipe and drink a little more wine! I love you, but not as much as my sea, ship and crew What?! Now you hide your fears lest it becomes your fault; should I choose to molest you...

With a hi hi ho and a hi hi hey! We're hoisting the flag to be free We will steal the show, Jolly Rogers go We are wolves of the sea Don't try to run, it's all said and done There's a treasure in sight We are robbing you blind I hope you don't mind We are taking it all tonight Just walk away...

I AM A PIRATE!

Do what you you want 'cuz a pirate is free You are a pirate! YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE BEING A PIRATE IS ALL RIGHT WITH ME! DO WHAT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE YOU ARE A PIRATE! YO HO AHOY AND AVAST BEING A PIRATE IS REALLY ******! HANG THE BLACK FLAG AT THE END OF THE MAST YOU ARE A PIRATE...

aw crumbs

i would like another slice of cake, thanks

i'm still tired.

but did you get it