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Man, this thread fits me so well! Let's see, what'd I do today... Oh right, I woke up.

If school lunches are supposed to be healthy and delicious, then why do prisoners get food that's less repulsive?

It's a fookin' whale, mah dudes!

Oh I gotcha now.

"For the record, we aren't gay." ~Sabaton, god bless 'em

Nile - Unas, Slayer of the Gods

Hold up, do you not take stuff home with you if you can't finish them?

Still tired of these people who cannot even comprehend the English language, let alone speak it. How about you actually learn the language before you tell someone else to, you ******* retard? God, I wish you'd go back to where you belong - a swamp or eternal damnation. GTFO.

No, because I don't watch Sesame Street.

I'm late, but sorry to hear about this. It's never easy losing a loved one.

This was honestly terrible. I have never cringed at anything Sesame before this. This was just... really, really bad. So disappointing.

Where's the "I Hate The Cold" club? Come to think of it, where's the "I Hate Every ******* Temperature Out There Permanently" clue?

Glad I'm not a fan. Make it The Last Airbender. #NoFunForThunder

Big Bird is an icon and a role model. His compassionate characteristics endear him to children worldwide. Without him, Sesame Street's life blood would be null and void. In this essay I will

Petition to ban everyone who didn't vote for Cookie Monster.

Update: This forum is now my life's blood. Please. I am dying and it is the only thing keeping me alive. Send me $1,000,000,000,000. In cash. You'll win a free copy of Reader's Digest and a trip to the gynaecologist. Hilfe.

I survived again.

I had a dream recently taking place in some Thomas universe where the characters were all under control of communist elephants. What does it mean please.

There was this fat kid doing the most stupid jokes I have ever heard in my life. Yes, worse than all of my posts. Well, this obviously much smarter girl walks up to him and says, "Do you think you're funny?" He goes, "...yes... in a... cool kinda way..." And she goes, "Okay," and walks away. I'm...

Begone, thot.