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  1. Wiseman

    If you had a machine.

    Hmm Puppet building machines, welll I'd have to contact the Blue Fairy for mine, but it would bring my puppet to life and make it build more puppets who would then come to life and build more puppets, who would then come to life and build more puppets, who would then come to life and build more...
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    "Animal's Snowball Fight"

    Biggest Slushball ever *starts rolling ball in northern Bronx, goes across Broadway bridge into Manhattan, continues down Broadway to 59th Street turns East and heads over the Queensborough Bridge, heads down the Boulevard of Death, dodges car, picking up snow along the way, continues until it...
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    Well This is a New One...

    This is not a superstition, it's a fact It's bad luck to leave your cat's water out and then take your baby out of the high chair. Why? Well, he just might SPILL IT!
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    We're Gonna Stay Up Late and Party! And Shout......Happy New Year!

    New Year's Eve plans Well, the kids are going to bed at 9:00. As for the missus and myself, this is a family forum, so you'll just have to imagine what we're gonna do;)
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    The Meeting Of The Storytellers

    Chapter 10 Chapter 10 The two continued until they came to Charlie’s Greek Restaurant in the lobby of the hotel Graea. “Isn’t this where my cousin is staying?” said John “That’s correct,” said Sarah, “He will be meeting us for lunch. Would you mind getting us a table while I go over to...
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    Rizzo the Rat smiley

    Slushball Drat Beau I already hit you.
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    "Animal's Snowball Fight"

    Slushball Living in NY snowballs are rather rare here, cars usually smash the snow into slush so how about a slushball * throws slushballs at Beauregard *
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    Your Thoughts: Elmo’s Christmas Countdown

    My thoughts on the set I grew up on pop-up-books so I had a special liking for the set that was used in this year's Christmas special. I can understand why some of the older watchers didn't like it, but I think it was very appropriate especially considering that it was supposed to have happened...
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    Your Thoughts: Elmo’s Christmas Countdown

    10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Nice show I loved the penguins:zany: singing Jingle Bells. If Jim could see this he'd be rolling over in his grave with laughter. As for the Sopranos Ernie snd Bert sketch I couldn't hear it because I had a candy cane stuck in my ear :p :( BTW: I think Elf Stiller...
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    The Meeting Of The Storytellers

    Finally got a break hi Beaker, glad to hear that you think everything's fine, here is chapter nine. Chapter 9 On the morning of the day the will was to be read. John Schmidt arrived at Medusa airport in Athens, Greece. “According to the postcard sent by my cousin I’m supposed to meet his...
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    The Meeting Of The Storytellers

    I guess you're all on vacation for christmas What's this no comments did I make a bad move in my last chapter, or maybe you're just on vacation. No matter I will be continuing this story in a few days with or without comments. At the moment though my new job is keeping me a bit busy.
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    Yip Yip Martians Thread

    Yip Yip Yip Yip uh huh uh huh Yip Yip yip uh huh uh huh
  13. Wiseman

    What puppeteers go through.

    Grover on stilts from the Trinidad ep of Global Grover was kind of wierd I wonder what they're going to try out in the sequel to Dark Crystal or Labyrinth. Heard inside the tail of Jabba the Hutt: Help, I'm trapped inside the tail of a 5 person puppet and the other 4 people won't get out of...
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    Bad Baby Names

    any name that can be cross-gendered Any name that can go across genders can cause trouble. I just saw a Macy's commercial involving a boy who got a whole bunch of girly presents and wound up wrtiting a letter to Santa saying "Kelly" is a boy's name too. LOL poor kid
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    "Elmo's Christmas Countdown" - December 23rd on ABC

    I will be watching this I will be watching this when it comes to ABC.
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    The Meeting Of The Storytellers

    Chapter 8 Chapter 8 Meanwhile in a hotel in Greece. Jacob was lying on his bed looking at a strange box with a glass screen in the front of it. “Well I suppose this is the thing that my half-sister referred to as television,” he said to his dog. His dog looked up at him. “No I don’t...
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    The Meeting Of The Storytellers

    It's not Muppet Babies Animal Actually it's Muppet Show Animal. I wanted a rather annoying baby who could easily say Bye bye to a plane in a similar way to a baby that I heard about on the news a few months ago that was saying bye to a plane causing a similar situation that resulted in the...
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    The Meeting Of The Storytellers

    Chapter 7 Chapter 7 We take you now to an airport terminal somewhere in New England. John and his dog are waiting on line to have their tickets validated. A rather portly piggish looking woman is reading his ticket. “So your dog will be traveling with you?” said the ticket checker...
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    The Meeting Of The Storytellers

    We're going back to the U.S. then as John flies in a plane for the first time Jacob will discover the virtues and drawbacks of television. Now there's an unnatural passion. As you can see, I believe love to be thicker than blood. As for my daughter, she apologized for her mouth and seems to have...
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    The Meeting Of The Storytellers

    Chapter 6 Chapter 6 Meanwhile, somewhere in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea, Jacob and his half sister were sailing under a white sail back to Athens. They had been traveling for two days by now. The old man’s head swam as his half sister told him of wars and rumors of wars, of people...
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