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  1. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: Thank goodness that we escaped that gene. *steps onto another step to accidentally reveal luminously bright pink socks under his British suit* Almost... So, would you rather share a bunk-bed with Muffin the cat, or have a pair of hammocks?
  2. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: Shocking is nothing compared to Crazy Eyed Bill's Tie-dyed Tie. No wonder he has such crazy eyes at this stage!
  3. Beauregard

    WB trying for Justice League movie again

    Personally, what I want to see, and what I think everyone would flock to, would be THIS movie: Superman VS. Batman.
  4. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father: We did see so many family members...and so much of some of them...I wasn't expecting Aunt Dandan to show up dressed like that. Your cat is very welcome, but will she need a room of her own or is she happy to share?
  5. Beauregard

    New Muppet movie in development for potential 2013 release

    "Its a Very Merry Muppet Cutlery Movie"
  6. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father: Well, yes, good point, of course its you...if it wasn't you then you wouldn't have announced yourself as being you when you first came in, would you?...*confuses self with the exposition* Anyway, if you are looking to stay for a while, there's a spare room on the top floor. I'll show you...
  7. Beauregard

    The Swedish Chef is hilarious

    I was watching the Popcorn sketch with him from The Muppets Youtube channel earlier with my younger brothers and the performance is just GREAT! Good to know he's still creating culinary catastrophes. :hungry:
  8. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Snappy: *halfway through scarffing twenty-muffins, spits them all back out and scarpers through the window* Father: *entering the house* Oh crumbs... Hey, Grace, is that you?
  9. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: *still on phone* Anyway, Suzan, you should pop by with that file once you get hold of it and see our just completed, newly refurbished home. They've been working on it for weeks and just completed... *moving out of the tent to reveal the Moppet House...looks exactly as it has...
  10. Beauregard

    Some thoughts on Muppet Treasure Island

    True, Animal doesn't get anything going on in this movie...They're just there for the music, and never get involved in politics!
  11. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Snappy the Alligator: *settling in on the couch next to Cousin Grace with a cocktail in a blue glass with a pink umbrella* Hey, Gracie, what are we watching? I was hoping to catch the breathtaking finale of The Voice UK... (OOC: Its not too late at all! I promise I'll be back to post myself as...
  12. Beauregard

    The Swedish Chef is hilarious

    I also LOVE the Meatball sketch.
  13. Beauregard

    The Swedish Chef is hilarious

    That is all. I'm having the WORST day today (and its only 6 am!) so figured I'd find something really ME ish to get me into the right mood for the rest of the day. Inspiration struck me... (and the Chef struck a cake!) This is actually my all time favorite Chef sketch.
  14. Beauregard

    The Beauregard Thread--For Everybody Who Didn't Get A Joke

    I actually think you can be arrested for playing musical instruments in public without a license. I think the humour is derived from the fact that obviously back on the Robin Hood days no one would have bothered with licences for lutes.
  15. Beauregard

    When a Muppet says...

    Agreed!!! People almost never mention it. But I get all sorts of lines stuck there. I once had the word, "Mobile" said in an American fake-British voice from Friends stuck there for weeks!
  16. Beauregard

    When a Muppet says...

    Its not a Muppet, but it is said. "Help. Help. This is a serious cry for help." This line used to really annoy me as a kid, because he didn't sound at all worried about being lost in the swamp, but watching it as a grown up the completely dead-pan delivery of that cry for help is really fun...
  17. Beauregard

    Is Gonzo Being phased out?

    Mind = Blown. As always, you make such perfectly logical statements! Gonzo WOULD appreciate an office, corporate exec job on a level that none of us could really attain to!!!
  18. Beauregard

    Is Gonzo Being phased out?

    That's such an interesting point about the first season of the Muppet Show being less about Gonzo (I've read interviews where Dave suggests he didn't really 'get' Gonzo's character until season 2 anyway) so I suppose it makes sense for something more nostalgic to focus less on his character...
  19. Beauregard

    Meet the REAL Rainbow connection...

    Ooh, I like that VERY much!
  20. Beauregard

    Is Gonzo Being phased out?

    I Wanda'd lonely as a cloud, er the vale of the hills...
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