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  1. Beakerfan

    Mew..er...New...Kitty in my house!

    Aw, that's great Kathy! New kitties are always fun!
  2. Beakerfan

    Someone Stop Me, I'm About to Curse a Blue-Streak!

    That sounds great Snowth!
  3. Beakerfan

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Good point Ed! I will keep that in mind. And it's honestly not WWE that I loathe right now, it's society as a whole. A lot of things have happened this weekend that have kind of fed on my world-loathing.
  4. Beakerfan

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Beaker: *plugs his nose* Nothanksmeep! Alex: Sure, come on up.
  5. Beakerfan

    Happy Birthday Frogboy4

    Happy Birthday Jamie! *throws penguins*
  6. Beakerfan

    I won't be posting anymore...

    WHAT? ! ? Tony, that was cruel....... I thought you were serious! I had no CLUE you were joking!
  7. Beakerfan

    Excavation starts at Stonehenge

    Well, I didn't go through the links, but if you go by the Bible/church history, NOBODY knows where Moses is buried (God buried him), and NOBODY knows where the Ark of the Covenant is. I can't say for sure about the rest of the stuff.
  8. Beakerfan

    I won't be posting anymore...

    Tony, I'll miss ya around here. :cry: I was just thinking the saaaaame thing!
  9. Beakerfan

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bean: *shrugs, slightly embarrassed* Yeah, well..... that's just what I heard from Alex. And you can't blame her, really. Her sister's the one who really listens to the Spice Girls..... *is slapped by Murray* But.. but.... SIGH.... fine.... *pulls his wig off and goes inside* Alex: *still in...
  10. Beakerfan

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Alex: *runs to the door as the boys struggle to put on their high-heels. She stops to smoothe her dress and straighten her hair before she opens the door* Hi Kyle! Come on in guys! *continues to suck on her lolipop* Floyd: *tripping over his heels as he runs to Kyle* Please save us! *clings to...
  11. Beakerfan

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Alex: *walks into the room, wearing a blonde wig with tiny pig tails, and a cotton-candy pink dress, coyishly sucking on a lollipop* Floyd: *wearing the red and black outfit* You've GOT to be kidding me..... Bean: *looks down at his shirt and notices it has the word "Sporty" written across...
  12. Beakerfan

    Happy Birthday TogetherAgain!

    Happy birthday Lisa! *throws penguins*
  13. Beakerfan

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bean: *shaking* I'm sorryI'msorryI'msorry! Alex: Sorry about that Beaker! *picks up the trembling cotton tail* See what happens when you do things like that?
  14. Beakerfan

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bean: *runs away from Peepers, then squeezes through the nearest air vent*
  15. Beakerfan

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bean: *dumps a glass of water on Peepers* Somebody wanted a wet pet? Alex: *in room 24* Hey guys, Kyle invited everyone over to watch the Kids Choice Awards. Anyone wanna go? Floyd: Naw, man. I think I'll stay here and spend some quality time with my main squeeze if ya know what I mean...
  16. Beakerfan

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Alex: *still in bed* Augh, guys.... quit bothering Ed and his roomies.... *rolls over* Floyd: Hey, man, don't you have work today? Alex: *looks at her clock* OHMYGOSH! *flies out of bed and runs to get dressed*
  17. Beakerfan

    If you could teach a Muppet class...

    Foreign Accents and Dialect The class does an in-depth study of Muppets with heavy accents, as well as comprehending and speaking multiple dialects. Muppets included in this study: Beaker, Swedish Chef, Pepe the King Prawn, Count von Count, and others. Recommended for this class: Latin...
  18. Beakerfan

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Sweetums: *walking down the hall* *sings* A horse is a horse, of course of course, and no one can talk to a horse, of course! That is, unless of course, that horse is the faaamous Mister Ed! Bean: *snickers*
  19. Beakerfan

    I have something very important to say

    Bob Ross: Well, Kyle, you see.... I have been out on a little boat in the middle of the ocean. I've never been much of one for ocean scenes, but I decided I was going to go out and really take in lovely ocean view. I liked it so much, I stayed there, and just painted and painted. I suppose I...
  20. Beakerfan

    I have something very important to say

    Bob Ross: And now we're going to paint a happy little couple dancing under a sunny sky. *begins to paint* Being in love is a wonderful thing. It's nice to be a happy little couple, don't you think? Mmhhhmmm....... and let's make the sky a real friendly blue, why don't we? That looks about...
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