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  1. Beakerfan

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Animal: *running around in circles* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Bean: *hopping up and down* Can we have French toast? Can we can we can we can we can we? Prrreeeeettttyyyyy pleeeeeeeease? Floyd: *practicing his bass*...
  2. Beakerfan

    Beauregard: Empty your PM box

    Frankly my dear, I don't give a SPAM......
  3. Beakerfan

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Alex: *is snugged by Beaker* BEAKER! *glomps him, then cuddles him like a teddy bear* Yup, fantastically loony! Animal: *quietly stands between Phil and Bunsen, watching the loonies*
  4. Beakerfan

    Women and Shoes

    *headdesk* Oh GOSHHHHHH.......... That video........ I have seen it sooooo many times......... (not by choice). Lets get some shuz! Let's get some shuz! Shuz... Shuz..... Oh my gosh! Shuz.... These shuz rule! (AAAAAAAAACK! Help me! I'm drowning in mind numbing annoyingness!) And now I'll be...
  5. Beakerfan

    You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

    Oh hohooo! But WAIT! You MIGHT be an obsessed muppet fan if you share the same birthday with Richard Hunt! (Guilty, and slightly ironic that he performs my favorite muppets) Yeah, I know how you feel. My birthday is also the same day Elvis Presley and Babe Ruth died. Again, ironic that I'm...
  6. Beakerfan

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Goldie: *wearing a clothespin on her nose because of Yakky's hooves* Wow.... it is really warm here.... *makes an imprint in the ground and suddenly several shamrocks spring up, blocking the heat for her* Much better! Phew! I never realized how stuffy these dresses are! You'd think women of the...
  7. Beakerfan

    A Celebration of Muppet News Party!

    *glares, then fires black popcorn at him from her fingertips*
  8. Beakerfan

    A Celebration of Muppet News Party!

    a Wookie named Darth Wicket coming to defeat ME? Surely you jest....
  9. Beakerfan

    A Celebration of Muppet News Party!

    DARTH MEEPIOUS. INDEED HE IS POWERFUL. BUT YOU UNDERESTIMATE ME.... *holds hands out as if shoot lightning from them* *seltzer water shoots out of her finger tips and drenches Claudia*
  10. Beakerfan

    ¡Viva la Puntuación!

    *staring at the tabloid, snickers* I see..... *picks up another tabloid and notices it contains the name "Beakerfan"* Ummmm..... don't worry Claudia. I'm sure it can't be true....
  11. Beakerfan

    A Celebration of Muppet News Party!

    *whirls around and suddenly is wearing a black robe which partially covers her face* Yes, the force IS strong with this one... *cackles*
  12. Beakerfan

    ¡Viva la Puntuación!

    GITCHY GITCHY YA-YA da da! Gitchy Gitchy Ya-Ya Da Da! MOCHA CHOCOLATTA ya ya! Creole Lady Marmalade! ! !
  13. Beakerfan

    A Celebration of Muppet News Party!

    Hey look, a marathon! *begins running next to Claudia, pushing anyone who gets too close out of the way*
  14. Beakerfan

    A Celebration of Muppet News Party!

    Ooh, ooh! I'll be the ref! *blows a whistle* FOWL! *a flock of chickens flys into Prawn and Squeege's faces*
  15. Beakerfan

    A Celebration of Muppet News Party!

    And PROUD of it! Weirdness is my cheif quality!
  16. Beakerfan

    ¡Viva la Puntuación!

    LOL! Oh, the things I have missed....... *begins to sing to herself* Widdle Prawnie Foo Foo streaking through the forum.... wish I knew how the rest of the song went. IT'S PUCTUAL TO PUNCTUATE! ! ! That doesn't really make sense, but, eh, it works.
  17. Beakerfan

    A Celebration of Muppet News Party!

    *barges in, dressed like a guy from the 70's* I met her in a club down in old Soho Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola C-O-L-A Cola She walked up to me and she asked me to dance I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola L-O-L-A Lola, Lo lo lo Lola...
  18. Beakerfan

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Goldie: *sitting happily on Yakky's shoulder* 1842? Ain't - erm, isn't - that when Columbus sailed the ocean blue?
  19. Beakerfan

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Goldie: *regains consciousness and begins to scream* AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - wait.... Where's Yakky? Where am I? What planet is this? This is definetly not home..... *looks down and notices she is wearing an old-fashioned dress with lots of ruffles, cowgirl boots, and her done up real fancy* What...
  20. Beakerfan

    The "I Did Something Stupid Today" Thread

    Last night I accidentally pressed some buttons on my phone and called one of my friends while I was doing homework. I think he got an earful of the Snow White soundtrack..... (or the Little Mermaid soundtrack, I can't remember which I was listening to at the time). I also have only two minutes...
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