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  1. Beauregard

    Bargaining Chops

    Haha! I loved this little bit of ush-gush! I can never find the time to take in your full novel stories, so I love to have a peek at your short stories! "If the platter fits!" = One of the greatest pieces of snark ever. (Also, I always love adjustments to the traditional shoe-fitting phrase!)...
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    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: Unless you have tooth decay...Luckily, I don't. *has a good bite of the apple and struggles out of the mud* Okay, Grace, let's find you! *uses button on machine to call the nearest mobile to where she is*
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    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: That should do it! ...anyone got an apple?
  4. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father: *still stuck in mud* ...I'm beginning to see a pattern... *to Mr K* Do you have the number for the Mud'u'Like digger group?
  5. Beauregard

    The Muppets Bechdel Test (re. Female roles)

    Thanks! I knew someone with a greater knowledge would compile a good list! I'm pretty sure that Muppets From Space does count, since it was a discussion about a job and the reporter is named...although I forget what. Shelly? In Very Merry Muppet Christmas, Miss Piggy kinda talks to Miss...
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    The Muppets Bechdel Test (re. Female roles)

    There's some debate at the moment enough whether or not The Muppets passes the Bechdel test which states that to pass the test a movie must: Have at least two (named) women in it Who talk to each other About something besides a man Some are saying that it passes only test 1, by having Amy...
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    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: Mr K, did you happen to bring that telephonetic machine with you? And would it be able to make a call to a cell phone?
  8. Beauregard

    "What I Am" vs "Don't Give Up"

    Yeah, they are very much a green-screen situation.
  9. Beauregard

    "What I Am" vs "Don't Give Up"

    Hey, for some reason these two songs always get lodged in my head and I get them mixed up all the time (possibly due to some auto-tuna), but my question is, which is your favourite? Also, I'm wondering if the new Sesame Street movie will carry a similar message to these songs (which...
  10. Beauregard

    Questions about anything

    When Jack and Jill went up the hill, but Jack fell down and broke his crown, do you think that Jill was arrested and got out on a bail of water? (*deep*)
  11. Beauregard

    Half of the Stairs are Missing

    Every time. Every single time. "Do, a dear a female dear...ray a drop of golden sun...me a name I call myself, far a long long way to ruuuuuuun, soooo a needle pulling thread, laaa a note to follow so, te a drink with jam and breeeeaaaad that will bring us back to NaNoWriMo MoWriNoNa No So Do!"
  12. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: Do you have a good catch-line that will literally of figuratively lift me out of this mess? Also, my leprechaun neighbors taught me a thing or two about rainbows...but it's always a job to know which are magical and which are simply the result of a huge storm followed by expected sun.
  13. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: Oh, do stay, sir. Or at least stick around long enough to unstick me from this mud. I am almost sure a lucrative marketing deal is just on the horizon...of course that does depend on which horizon we are looking. I'm wondering if that rainbow in the sky is trying to tell us...
  14. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: *opening one mud encrusted eyelid* Uch...yes...of course we must go after them...but do you have any idea in which direction they were headed? And does it happen to be past a nice warm shower and a clean pair of slippers?
  15. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: *still fainted and disguised as mud so not taken with Grace by the scientist* *thinks: I must remember to thank that Goat one day*
  16. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: Scientis--... *faints into the mud*
  17. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: Aside from this Cousin Pony Spicentologist Stormy Mud based Situation!?? Aside from that!? Well...aside from that, probably just what's for tea really... (OOC: Sorry. I HAVE to go. Carry on without me.)
  18. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: You call this NOTHING?! *picks a muddy twig out from between teeth* Do you!?
  19. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: Company? And me all covered in mud like this? *starts to get up and slips back down*
  20. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: *raises face from mud, is good, hearty, muddy slapped, face in mud again*
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