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    So We'll Go No More A-Roving, for Fear of Furry Monsters

    ---------- *Evil Emperor impression, stroking fingertips together* Soooon...soooooon... ----------
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    The 'What Song Are You Currently Listening To?' Thread

    -------------- "Thrift Shop" playing over and over. This video just makes me happy, it's so danged reeeedic... *WARNING: LANGUAGE!*
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    Questions about anything

    http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts Sorry to doublepost. Couldn't resist. ---------------
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    Questions about anything

    No, but you may feel the urge to become a human beat box. -------------
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    Muppet One Shots

    --------------- Very sweet Figgie. I was glad you went from all those purely physical aspects of Piggy's infatuation to the real heart of it. *breaks out singing "Natural Woman"* A nice bit of insight. :) --------------
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    Calendar Oneshots: October Haunts.

    -------------- Ed, I will forgive you putting yourself into the tale 'cos it's just so danged cute! I can almost smell the pumpkins from here. What a fun tribute to the carnival atmosphere which should reign on that night, but all too often gets buried in gore. Bravo to you for keeping the...
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    So We'll Go No More A-Roving, for Fear of Furry Monsters

    (Auth. Note: this finale is so froggin' big I have decided to post it serial-style! here's the first chunk...) Part Fifty-Three (I) Even from across the cobweb-filled ballroom, Gonzo spotted her gorgeous feathers, her ruby wattles, her sapphire eyes, and with a howl of “Camillaaaaa!” charged...
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    The “What did you do today?” thread

    ------------ Got covered in dust at one client's apartment (the same one where I discovered mummified chocolate dust). Still recovering from a bout of flu yesterday which had me dizzy and on the couch most of the day. (Those zinc drops DO work.) Drew a silly cartoon for a new friend whom I hope...
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    Hurricane Sandy Thread

    ----------- Dang Brian. Glad you're okay. Bravo to you for working through all that despite your own needs. This crap makes me wish I had money, like Trump-level money. I'd be able to actually DO something instead of watching and worrying. --------------
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    Dealing with depression and anxiety

    ----------- The best thing to do about paranoia about the popular crowd whispering and giggling about you, not even having the decency to insult you to your face, is to remember how shallow, petty, and pathetic that type is. Not worth your time, attention, or concern. So what if they mock you...
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    The... -wait fer it-... "What made you laugh today?" Thread

    Yo, don't be hatin'. ------------
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    The “What did you do today?” thread

    ------------ Went to a birthday party for a friend last night, along with a lot of peeps I used to work with. Was wonderful even though I was careless with the rum AFTER two stouts and was, predictably, a bit drunk. (Yeah, I drank water and sobered up before driving home.) Spent the whole night...
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    The... -wait fer it-... "What made you laugh today?" Thread

    --------- Was at a killer party last night, yo. Reconnecting with mah wigga culture. Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=2UFc1pr2yUU And this, for those not squeamish about language: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=QK8mJJJvaes
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    Hensonville City 2011

    ----------- *Rhonda and :news: are walking down to Apt 3 with a gift basket from Godiva for :insatiable:* Rhonda: Honestly. You hadda go all expensive-chocolate for a ball of blue fur who eats everything anyway? :news: Kris said this stuff was some of the best. And, er...I'm trying...
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    Million Puppet March

    This wasn't well-publicized; I heard it on BBC news last night. Although SST and Disney did not, of course, participate officially, this bears repeating...
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    Unofficial Picture Thread!

    That you KNOW of. Mwah ha ha ha... *"Poltergeist" music playing in Snowth's apt complex* -------------
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    storm victims

    ----------- The worst part is, THIS is going to be the new normal, folks. Suddenly, living where they have active volcanoes doesn't sound as scary. It's gonna be six of one, half-dozen the other worldwide. Peace and strength to all affected by this massive storm. :sympathy: -------------
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    What made you think today?

    ------------- Thinking it would be amusing and possibly a little introspective/useful to do a Tarot spread tonight; I haven't in a while. I have a Halloween deck but was too braindead to bother with it last night. Thinking I have tomorrow OFF for the first time in a few weeks. Woohoo! Stay up...
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    The Official October/Halloween/Fall Thread

    ------------- 'Cos this pumpkin was asking for it. They have a deep spiritual ennui, y'know...
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    When you need to rant...

    ------------- Eat more fiber. I hear Crunchy Super Colon Blows help. -------------
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