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*runs into wall and blacks out again*

*finds a poor dead soul...* O____O *screams so loud, that Miss Piggy sounds quiet*

*once making down the path I find spiders* Well, this exploring stuff has been fun... *path which I came is blocked off by rocks* Yup... I'm going to die down here...

*lands in the basement* Well what on Earth is the point of that? :| *falls again* GOOD LORD!!! *is in some sort of underground area... Like a cavern with a mysterious pathway...* Whoa... Jaz thinks she should go this way... *walks down the path*

*Hides under bed where a little door is found... A trap door* Oh Nuts... *falls* Crrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap....

*lays on bed, writing in diary* They need something to read when I'm dead...

... *thinks about it* Nah... *deactivates it* TAKE IT LIKE A CYBORG JAZ!

Well, yeah, that's true. He's probably only a temporary villian...

*turns off TV* Well... Only one thing to do now... *activates alternate disguise mode* Now I look like Vincent. Let's blame him for everything.

As background characters?! Nuuuuuuuuu! *runs away; comes back* I just don't understand how they already have a Kermit impersonator (Kermoot, Kismet, mechanical show host, etc...) And now they have Constantine. :p

Happy belated birthday to you, Go fetch me some glue Because I've got some virtual muffins, And I'm gluing them to you! :D

Alrighty. I'll get that done soon. :D

The song? :P If it is, who sings it? I feel old. :D

If she does, I'm coming to her house, robbing her, and I'll karate chop anyone who dares get it back. :P

So... No Moopets then, just Constantine? That's not fair. :P

*gets in front of TV and watches the news, eating sandwich* News guy on TV: Citizens have reported some sort of person or machine flying around town earlier. Studies show it could be both! Scientist are baffled at how this could be possible. *drops sandwich* Holy S***... *fetal position* I...

*goes to make a penut butter and oil sandwich* Out of oil...? *zooms off to Robots R Us, and comes back with gallons of oil* Like I was doing... *proceeds to making sandwich*

*wakes up in house* I wonder who brought me here... *hears stomach* I wonder why I haven't eaten yet...

Amen. :D But yes folks, it is clear that I do indeed love Miss Piggy. Even more so, (Not really More so, but it sounds cool) Fozzie Bear. And heck, even Miss Poogy... *runs away from projectiles soon to be hurled at me*

*runs into a building; slides down* Owww... *blacks out*