You just might be an obsessed Muppet fan if:
-you know what comes when on at least one version of "Mahna Mahna." (I do)
-You have asked your mom for or have made a Lew Zealand costume.
-When asked your favorite Muppet, you reply, "Oh, Scooter, Janice, Zoot, Dr. Teeth, Floyd, Sweetums, Lew...