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Pigs: Thanks, I really don't wanna ham it up, though!

Pigs: Yes, we're doing it to the music of Swine lake!

On the most sensational, inspirational, muppetational, This is what we call Muppet SNL!!!! Gonzo: (blows horn and fire bell rings out) AAH!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! (trumpet goes on fire and starts to smoke)

Big Mama: Hey there, Channy, baby! Channing: Well, now I see why they call her Big Mama! But Live from the Muppet Theatre... Mama: IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!!!!!

Channing: Flexing. Why?

Channing: Be right the, Scooter. (His shirt is off and he's flexing)

All girls but Clara: WE'LL COME WITH YOU!!! Ok, I gots to go to sleep. Got school tomorrow! Goodnight!

Janice: Oh look, he's, like, rilly buff! Wanda: Hello there, gorgeous! :mad: Excuse me... Hey, I was here first!

Well, it is hot in here. How about taking off that shirt so I can see yo- I mean, so you can cool off?

:mad: Hello, Channy!

I'm sorry, but I've never heard of her. How about Channing Tatum?

That is...?

That's our show, goodnight! (SNL and The Muppet Show ending song medley plays) Who should the next guest star be?

You guys have $100,000?!?!

Perfect! Let's go! Clara: Great! Steven: All we need is $100,000! Clara: Oooh.

Sure! ...where?

Steven: The Rainbow Connection,

(Anna walks out) Anna: Hey Steven, congratulations on the marriage! Steven: Thanks! :): We'll see you all next time on Muppet SNL! YAAAY!!!

Clara: Yes! But it was also a tribute to us, and our marriage! Steven: Yeah, that too.

Who would h thought THAT would ever happen? DOH HO HO!