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If you've ever answered the telephone with, "Watermelons and cheese!"

If you just have to laugh at the part in GMC where Kermit turns to the camera and says "Boy, I wish I were you people seeing this for the first time!", because you are, in fact, seeing this for about the.... 6839502th time. :) If you could never work as a hotel clerk, because you would just...

I have to say, I am a fan of all the Muppet shirts that have come about both in stores and online recently (I RULLY want that Great Muppet Caper shirt). I walked into Target today without any intention of buying t-shirts, but this one was definitely one of those "gotta have it" items. New...

George Clooney + Muppets = AWESOME OVERLOAD. :D

If, on a rainy day, you pop in your TMS Season 2 DVD and teach yourself the dance to "Sweet Gingerbread Man".

If your romantic fantasies consist of a bike ride through the park with your beloved, singing "Couldn't We Ride" (with a bunch of Muppets following you on tandems, of course).

If you once knew a sailor who was SO fat, that everybody liked him and there was nothing funny about him at all. :o Bonus points if you're the only one of your friends who knows that Family Guy stole that line from The Muppet Movie ("...he was so Arab that everybody liked him and there was...

If you can't keep a job as a menswear salesman, either, because you refuse to sell the only suit available in a size 2 because the mannequin wearing it might be embarrassed.

You wonder why Dr. Bunsen Honeydew isn't the mascot for Honey Dew Donuts.

If, for a last minute Halloween costume, you put on a shirt and tie with an oversized shirt over it to pass as a labcoat, paint your face green, and cut the nose and eyebrows off of a pair of Groucho glasses and go as Dr. Bunsen Honeydew. I think more people would have understood who I was if...

...And you wonder why the emcee looks absolutely nothing like a frog.

If you can sing "Tea For Two" backwards.

A friend of mine thought Jim Henson performed ALL of the Muppets. Not really annoying, just sort of amusing.

I'd want one of the penguins. They're adorable. :zany:

If you've never actually watched LOST, but you think they really should have tried Hare Krishna...

Spike Milligan! That entire episode is HILARIOUS! No matter how many times I've seen it, I can't watch "Muppet News International" or "The Intergalactic Brotherhood of Man Including Things" without cracking up.

If you randomly prance into rooms wearing a tutu, singing "La la la la la la la... LA!", freeze, look around awkwardly, and mutter, "I should, uh, go change, okay." :rolleyes: If you sharpen your bananas and slingshot them onto the wall for safekeeping. If you've always wanted to travel to...

...And you think to yourself (or even say out loud), "If (s)he's gonna be the cook on this ship, I am definitely going to need bigger pants." If you don't actually know the words to "Feelings". Just "Mee meeeep. Mee mee mee mee mee meeeeeep...."

If you wonder why fireproof paper hasn't been invented yet, and you think flammable water would solve the world's energy crisis.

Oh, all the time. I usually just go with both.