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Hey, Kelly! I'll go get you guys hot dogs! Just be patient. Janice (in her Vet's Hospital garb): Did somebody say patient? Dr. Bob: Yes, this patient has patience problems! Janice: How do you know? Dr. Bob: Her temper-ture is rising! *crickets chirp* Statler: Even the laugh track didn't...

Hey, beakerfan! Glad you made it!

There was the birth of the MC Revival *flashback begins* That was a good moment!

Fozzie Bear: That'd be nice! LockJaw: You probably won't get heckled back here! *Oscar the Grouch then pops up in the seat behind them* Oscar the Grouch: Think again, blockhead! Fozzie Bear: Oh boy!

Statler: Hey, Waldorf! Who did you wanna win Funniest Member? Waldorf: Anyone but the bear would do! Ho ho ho ho ho! Fozzie Bear: *sighs* When do I ever get a break from these two?

Thank you, Kelly! I really appriciate it! Oh, and LockJaw, you can keep the hose. It's a gift!

Thank you! Thank you! I can't believe I won this! Thank you to those who voted and nominated me! I've only been here since March of last year and you guys have been like family! Thank you! I can't believe this! Thank you!

*claps* Murray: This is fun!

This is exciting! LockJaw: And wet! *Beakerboy gets soaked in water from the hose*

Hey, I just saw some Sesame Streeters coming! Murray: And you saw correct! I'm Murray from Sesame Street and today I'm looking for a place to sit! (whispers) Would ya' mind if I sat with you? Sure! Murray: Thanks! Oh, boy! This is going to be great!

LockJaw! LockJaw! I've got another one! LockJaw: Oh, boy howdy!

Ryan! Pepe! You're here! *Gonzo flies through the back wall of the theater* Gonzo: And so am I! Pepe: I take it back, this is going to be fantastic, h'okay!

Statler: Actually, Dwayne, Steve let us off today! And we're still getting votes, we're just not there! Waldorf: Plus, we wouldn't wanna miss you people making a fool out of yourselves! Lockjaw: Did somebody say fool? *pies are thrown at Statler and Waldorf* Lockjaw: April Fools!

*Statler and Waldorf enter into the balcony* Statler: Hey, we're here! Waldorf: Unfortunately... Statler: At least, here we won't have to put up with the bear! *Fozzie enters and grabs a seat below them* Fozzie Bear: Oh, hi, guys! *Statler and Waldorf then begin to cry*

I read this one book called "Detectives in--- Rizzo: Whoa, whoa! That's another conversation for another thread! Let's just watch the show!

Oh, I have something to say... Let's get this staaaarted!

Good, rowlfy! You're here just in time! Wasn't that opening number fantastic?

Go LockJaw... and Zeppo! This is going to be awesome! Awards, music, probably penguins! Rizzo the Rat: What about rats? *Rizzo pops up in the chair behind me* Rizzo?

I liked it! *the crowd cheers on Zeppo* Go Zeppo! Great number!

*sits down in red velvet theater seats* I can't believe I'm here! This is my first year here and it's amazing! I think we're gonna have a great time tonight!