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What is this "other" soap you speak of? *notices flies buzzing round* Perhaps I should invest in some

*blinks* So, Barina....where exactly are we? And most importantly how do we get home? I'm missing Coronation Street for this, and the TV has no reception here!! I NEED TO FIND OUT THIS WEEK'S THRILLING CONCLUSION!!

*outside* Did someone just hear a scream? Or maybe it's these new meds I've been taking. They've certainly stopped my rash but they make me feel so....*slumps to ground*....*jerks up suddenly*...WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD!

Read the book in junior high????? When I was in junior high the book hadn't even been written yet. I'll still remember the day Dr. Darwin came in and gave us a lecture about his crazy theories...that loon

Barina? If that is your real name....I have two questions for you. One, how did we get here. Two, is there any place I can buy some chicken round here, it's been several minutes since I last ate...

Hey bro, watch your head on those yellow bricks. You don't wanna put a dint in them or those munchkin-like people may get mad. I'd better get my gun just in case...

Hmmmm....maybe if we steal her shoes, eat her feet and flee the scene no one will even mind that our house has crushed her? What do you think Fem? Fem: *pops out of basket* I refuse to be a part of this *curls up in basket*

Hmmm...I'm not sure the insurance covers house-crushing. But then I ate the insurance guy so I wouldnt really know....

There is no way I could walk that whole road in these shoes. *turns around and notices legs poking out from house* Oooh but these look comfie...

*lands in mud* Oh...slimy....*clutches wickerbasket* I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto. Oh...we've made that joke already. Never mind that...*puts Fem in basket*

*in twister* Oh my it certainly is windy in here...*holds onto skirt* My my I feel bad for the people below us...

DanDan: *blinks* I'm confused. Who's for Twister? *lays out Twister board*

*gazes down at blue legs protruding from costume* *Sigh* What gave me away? Fem: *in bundle over DanDan's shoulder* Can I come out yet?

*cupboard door opens and DanDan steps out dressed as stork* Hello!! It is I! The stork!! Did someone mention babies? *knife and fork falls out of DanDan's bag* hehehe...never mind that....

*DanDan enters flustered, clutching a milk bottle* I'm bored...entertain me

*gasp* I am insulted! I would not sleep in soil....*looks at soil in sleeping bag* Oh....hm....maybe I should wash this thing...

Well I did once sleep inside a giant light bulb...I'm sure I'll survive. Still....*Wipes tear* I'm not really a good sleeper-- *Falls asleep*

*wipes tear* Never mind....I'm sure I can find a way to.....*sniff* get by...

Well done Beakerfan, your logo was ace. *sees sleeping bag* They must be kidding.

Ooooh why not. I'm not entirely sure what that is....I hope its nothing obscene. I'll take a strawberry flavour please :)