What if Rowlf, Scooter, the Swedish Chef, Sam Eagle, Dr. Teeth, Janice, Zoot, the Newsman, Crazy Harry, Lew Zealand, Link Hogthrob, Dr. Julius Strangepork, Johnny Fiama and Sal, Andy and Randy Pig, Clueless Morgan, Bad Polly, Mad Monty, and various Whatnots, Koozebanians, Frackles, monsters...