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  1. Old Thunder

    Questions about anything

    Philip. Told you he’s a machine.
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    We aren’t real. Muppet Central is all just a figment of your imagination.
  3. Old Thunder

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    Murdoc isn’t real either.
  4. Old Thunder

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    Yep. In reality, Satanism is just a branch of atheism with some different imagery and grounded as an organization / philosophy / what have you. If you worship the devil, you aren’t a Satanist. You’re a backward-thinking Christian. Satan means adversary, so that’s the way a Satanist looks upon it.
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    That we worship Satan.
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    That God does not exist.
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    Only reason I ask is because some people don’t understand the concept at all and I wish to clear it up for the ones I like; namely, you guys.
  8. Old Thunder

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    Oop shoop lick a fire hydrant
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    Here’s a question for everyone: what do you think of Satanism and Satanists?
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    The Official Top 10 Anything...

    Begone, thot
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    Let's see how many replies we can get to this post!

    I wrote a song based on Moby Dick today: “Perseverance” Here aloft I stand Looking at the bow The ocean spans the gap But we’re getting closer now I will not turn away This is my decree Oh thou foul-hearted whale God send ye to me! Further And further Onwards we shall sail Sight ye The...
  12. Old Thunder

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    I die and get reborn into a new form.
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    Poetry Thread

    The Harvest Lied Take not apart the summer day With which the dove and sparrow Help to drive the mist away And aim Poseidon’s arrow Upon a field of mental flight My soul shall bear no more to shine The darkness creeping in the night Has aged again like elder’s wine Upon the spotted darkened...
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    The Official Top 10 Anything...

    Once upon a time, there was a little boy named David. He was like most boys, worthless and a jackoff. But he had a Dream. That dream consisted in peeling the skin from the eyelids of the living and then decimating their breathing corpses.
  15. Old Thunder

    The Fraggle Rock movie is still in development

    I have never seen a more well-thought-out post on this entire forum. You deserve more likes.
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    The Official Top 10 Anything...

    The most horrific thing is
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    Let's see how many replies we can get to this post!

    Before Moby Dick returns, here’s a little something to tide you over: https://mobile.twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1028820035731517440
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    Today's the day!!! D'Snowth, HERE IS YOUR LIFE: Snowth's Anniversary Thread

    Obviously if we’d want it to work, it’d have to be its own thing. Let T*K*O remain untouched; instead we can attempt a different style sitcom so that it doesn’t live in the shadow of its predecessor and can stick out as its own breed.
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    Today's the day!!! D'Snowth, HERE IS YOUR LIFE: Snowth's Anniversary Thread

    I have half a mind to set up a team to write this here and now.
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