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The grinning landlord, as well as the boarders, seemed amazingly tickled at the sudden friendship which had sprung up between me and Queequeg - especially as Peter Coffin's cock-and-bull stories about him had previously so much alarmed me concerning the very person whom I now companied with.

CHAPTER XIII. Wheelbarrow. Next morning, Monday, after disposing of the embalmed head to a barber, for a block,* I settled my own and comrade's bill; using, however, my comrade's money. *Stand to hold a wig.

Guess what time it is.

He was not. I sent him this one.

ATTENTION KYLIE JOHNSON! GAVRY AND HIS HARDPARTY BUCKO CREW ARE IN GRAPE DANGER! HE NEEDS YOU TO RESCUE HIM FROM THE CLUTCHES OF GRANDMA BERTIEEEEEEEGHGG. ALL HE NEEDS IS YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, YOUR BIGGEST CRUSH, YOUR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME, AND THE RECIPE FOR LITTLE PO BOY'S SPICY CHICKEN...

cutting my gums open with a lollipop

sad!

happy one more year closer to demise day

Three new posts on the blog, lads and lasses! Discussing Lin Manuel Miranda’s book: https://justforthehalibut.blog/2018/10/30/gmorning-gnight-with-lin-manuel-miranda-a-super-short-poetic-book-review/ 30 years of Jim Henson’s play along book...

Kylie, you don't need to show me pictures of myself in an attempt to be specific.

Wow, that is so sweet of you, Kylie!

Oh, well, imagine As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor And I can't help but to hear No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words "What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter "And yes, but what a shame, what a shame The poor groom's bride is a...

We’re never getting an answer, are we?

There’s your answer.

I’m not ashamed to say that I literally drink water day after day day after day day after day day after day day after day day after day day after day

HOLD IT YOU

Thank god I missed it.

I know this is just a silly joke, but it’s not a very good one. Just because you’re smart in one area doesn’t mean you have to be good in another. Dora has grown up her whole life speaking Spanish and English, so of course they come easily to her. Not being able to find something is completely...

Yeah, seeing this thread title did the trick.

Jessie’s Girl Will make me hurl